They must have got rather wet on Saturday.
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[Albion] Any 1901 members thinking of taking up the "The Dugout" offer?
- Thread starter Icy Gull
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Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
I sit in Row F of WSL and got wet. I looked at the 'wet marks' on the floor and it stopped at Row J.
I looked to my right and saw 4 or 5 rows of 'Dugout' getting very wet, including half a row of friends who bought into them.
The crack-up is, I walked up to one of them and said "Hey Fella! What are you doing here?!!! I didn't know you were into Football !!!"
The reply was... "Well.... I'm actually a Palace fan and I got pressured into taking two of these bloody seats by a business acquaintance who took a block of six"
My reply was "Palace? So it's true - you're not into football then!" to which I got a forced laugh.
He explained his Son liked football and it was his Dad who was a huge Palace fan so he'd grown up with it, and it was just nice to see PL football etc...
One thing I did notice is that he walked into the concourse toilets whilst I was delivering some filtered ale. I asked him what he was doing in the "peasant's bogs" - and he said there was no VIP toilet in the Dugout!!
I looked to my right and saw 4 or 5 rows of 'Dugout' getting very wet, including half a row of friends who bought into them.
The crack-up is, I walked up to one of them and said "Hey Fella! What are you doing here?!!! I didn't know you were into Football !!!"
The reply was... "Well.... I'm actually a Palace fan and I got pressured into taking two of these bloody seats by a business acquaintance who took a block of six"
My reply was "Palace? So it's true - you're not into football then!" to which I got a forced laugh.
He explained his Son liked football and it was his Dad who was a huge Palace fan so he'd grown up with it, and it was just nice to see PL football etc...
One thing I did notice is that he walked into the concourse toilets whilst I was delivering some filtered ale. I asked him what he was doing in the "peasant's bogs" - and he said there was no VIP toilet in the Dugout!!
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
I sit in Row F of WSL and got wet. I looked at the 'wet marks' on the floor and it stopped at Row J.
I looked to my right and saw 4 or 5 rows of 'Dugout' getting very wet, including half a row of friends who bought into them.
The crack-up is, I walked up to one of them and said "Hey Fella! What are you doing here?!!! I didn't know you were into Football !!!"
The reply was... "Well.... I'm actually a Palace fan and I got pressured into taking two of these bloody seats by a business acquaintance who took a block of six"
My reply was "Palace? So it's true - you're not into football then!" to which I got a forced laugh.
He explained his Son liked football and it was his Dad who was a huge Palace fan so he'd grown up with it, and it was just nice to see PL football etc...
One thing I did notice is that he walked into the concourse toilets whilst I was delivering some filtered ale. I asked him what he was doing in the "peasant's bogs" - and he said there was no VIP toilet in the Dugout!!
You’d have thought they at least would have given him a pot to piss in