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    Apparently Michelle is a man, widely known as Michael among the enlightened.
    Heard it off our ships Doctor tonight, a good old boy from the U.S who's a proper gun toting disciple of the Donald.
    He's a big believer in all the usual conspiracy theories about the twin towers too, but his "Michael" Obama story did it for me.
    He has a brother in law in the CIA so it must be true!

    His classic line to me was, "There's ways of telling the difference between a man & a woman". Of course it was a free hit for me.
    "Did they teach you that at Medical School".

    It started off funny, but actually wound me up until I couldn't take any more. The others at the table were lapping it up, (a Serb & a Croat).
    I informed the Doctor that he was mad as a fish & I'd never heard such bullshit. He was shocked; I don't think he'd had this conversation with a Brit before. My sarcasm was going "Woosh" every time!

    So I've come on here to vent; what a fruit cake; one for Louis Theroux.

    Anyone here heard Michelle is packing meat?
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      It’s a way of being racist without appearing to be one.

      Just call him a scab lifter and ask if he’s a proper doctor?



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      It’s true, but her real name is Dave.
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      The theory has been going around the sewers of the Internet for a while.
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      Well Smudge i’m Just hoping you don’t fall ill on the voyage ...all the best
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      He's a big believer in all the usual conspiracy theories about the twin towers too, but his "Michael" Obama story did it for me.
      the theory is popular among the inhabitants of batland. i'd question his medical training frankly, wonder what his views on vaccinations and homopathy (anti and pro i expect).
      Daily Mail readers are living in a perpetual hell, expecting their homes to be overrun at any minute by hoodie wearing, skunk smoking, muslim, transgender, asylum seekers.
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      It just proves that you can fool some of the people or that around 50% of Americans are complete idiots.

      Maybe the real reason that Trump is so anti immigration particularly on the Southern border is that he has been hold that letting people in, will increase the IQ of voters in the Southern states, and that his lies won't be accepted as the truth by as many voters
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      When I use to work on cruise ships we use to call the ships doctor ‘The Butcher’. I remember The Butcher putting an IV wrong into my South African colleagues arm - his arm looked like Popeye’s and he had the biggest bruise I’ve ever seen.

      As for Michelle being a man, sounds like the usual crazy bullshit the right would come out with.
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      The trouble with conspiracy theorists is that they are not selective in their beliefs, they buy into every conspiracy theory no matter how crazy and improbable they are.

      These CTers in fact only distract from the reality which is far more interesting. But this Obama one, which is very old, really takes the biscuit for proving how stupid the believer can be.

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