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[Film] Bond's number is up: black female actor 'is the new 007'
- Thread starter BBassic
- Start date
She, may of course these days .... not wish to be identified as female !!
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
I demand a disabled Bond, in the interests of equality. If he/she is blind, and/or deaf - then all the better, as it will prove disability should not be a barrier to solving international crimes, etc...
In fact, I'd like Bond to be a Woman, dressed as a Woman who identifies as a Man, but is gender fluid depending on which Baddie he/she is chasing.
Oh... I don't care - as long as it involves cool gadgets, the odd Aston Martin, and a silhouette of some tits (in a tree, chirping, obviously)
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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I’m pro equality on all levels
But I view James Bond as a male character
Lots of ways to balance, one isn’t in my view making 007 female
But I view James Bond as a male character
Lots of ways to balance, one isn’t in my view making 007 female
Palacefinder General
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- Apr 5, 2019
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‘No Time To Die’ How many people were paid how much to come up with that title? Did they contract it out to Peter James? Absolute shocker, completely lacking in originality and very old school. What the Bond franchise needs is something like a Jason Bourne franchise to come along and drag it into the 21st Century.
James Bond is still male in the new movie, FFS!
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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Quite but I want her to get snappy at M for no apparent reason and to get tearful when Q says , “Now pay attention Bond”
A year ago I repeated something I did 30 years ago - I read all the Fkeming bond books back to back. Yes, they are as I remember them, travelogues with a hinto of sadomasichism, women with splendid tits, and arses like a boy's, and plenty of car, clothes and drinks fetishism. It has the authentic whiff of the end of entitlement for men of a certain class in the 1950s, men of adventure and men of duty. I enjoyed the second reading.
I appreciate the film franchise is a different beast, but in an ideal world I would expect Bond to be a man with a French monther and a Scottish father, and Leiter to be a tall Texan with a mop of straw coloured hair (and limbs missing). Anything else, however, is up for grabs. In fact . . . .given that all the stories have now been filmed, Bond might as well regenerate as Lisbeth Salander. It no longer really matters.
Marshy
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Have you read any of the new Bonds ?
William Boys - Solo
Anthony Horowitz - Trigger Mortis
darkwolf666
Well-known member
I demand a disabled Bond, in the interests of equality. If he/she is blind, and/or deaf - then all the better, as it will prove disability should not be a barrier to solving international crimes, etc...
In fact, I'd like Bond to be a Woman, dressed as a Woman who identifies as a Man, but is gender fluid depending on which Baddie he/she is chasing.
Oh... I don't care - as long as it involves cool gadgets, the odd Aston Martin, and a silhouette of some tits (in a tree, chirping, obviously)
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Frankie
Put him in the curry
Odds on Southend sack him before the months out .
