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[Albion] Outrage



Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
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Played golf in the BIrchwood Plate at Highwoods golf club Bexill today. Fabulous course in terrific nic!

Anyway playing down the 6th, I hit the ball rather finely towards the dog led green and as I approached my ball, I was met with a flag hanging from a flagpole in someone’s garden backing on to the course..


A Crystal Palace flag,saying. Crystal Palace, pride of South London...the Selhurst Park Stadium.


Number 1...pride of south London???????
Number 2...selhurst park stadium? That is pushing it a bit.

I was offended

Before anyone says it, it is a cool story bro!,
 


Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
18,185
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Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003
5,384
GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK
I would recommend getting 100 or so 'tottie balls' (driving range duds). Stand on the course facing his house and then reel them off with a driver or 3 wood; quick fire aiming at his/her windows.....


Will get the desired outcome I bet!


TNBA

TTF
 


The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
Jun 12, 2009
2,802
Played golf in the BIrchwood Plate at Highwoods golf club Bexill today. Fabulous course in terrific nic!

Anyway playing down the 6th, I hit the ball rather finely towards the dog led green and as I approached my ball, I was met with a flag hanging from a flagpole in someone’s garden backing on to the course..


A Crystal Palace flag,saying. Crystal Palace, pride of South London...the Selhurst Park Stadium.


Number 1...pride of south London???????
Number 2...selhurst park stadium? That is pushing it a bit.

I was offended

Before anyone says it, it is a cool story bro!,

Trust you treated it as a removable hazard, and put it safely out of harm's way. Clearly an unpleasant distraction for anyone trying to sort out their second shot. Especially on a dog-leg. #clubrules
 






AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Played golf in the BIrchwood Plate at Highwoods golf club Bexill today. Fabulous course in terrific nic!

Anyway playing down the 6th, I hit the ball rather finely towards the dog led green and as I approached my ball, I was met with a flag hanging from a flagpole in someone’s garden backing on to the course..


A Crystal Palace flag,saying. Crystal Palace, pride of South London...the Selhurst Park Stadium.


Number 1...pride of south London???????
Number 2...selhurst park stadium? That is pushing it a bit.

I was offended

Before anyone says it, it is a cool story bro!,

Suprisingly enough, there have always been a few CP fans in the Sidley area, when I was a yoof.
Mainly congregating around the Turkey Road area.
It's a way of life, finding evidence thereabouts.
 








Chicken Run

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Jul 17, 2003
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Valley of Hangleton
Played golf in the BIrchwood Plate at Highwoods golf club Bexill today. Fabulous course in terrific nic!

Anyway playing down the 6th, I hit the ball rather finely towards the dog led green and as I approached my ball, I was met with a flag hanging from a flagpole in someone’s garden backing on to the course..


A Crystal Palace flag,saying. Crystal Palace, pride of South London...the Selhurst Park Stadium.


Number 1...pride of south London???????
Number 2...selhurst park stadium? That is pushing it a bit.

I was offended

Before anyone says it, it is a cool story bro!,

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Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
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at home
Ooooh. Never played that...best one I had was Campaign. Which was a napoleonic war game thing that took weeks to play and I never finished one game!


And there was me thinking this was thread about one of the best board games ever.
 






GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,471
Gloucester
Played golf in the BIrchwood Plate at Highwoods golf club Bexill today. Fabulous course in terrific nic!

Anyway playing down the 6th, I hit the ball rather finely towards the dog led green and as I approached my ball, I was met with a flag hanging from a flagpole in someone’s garden backing on to the course..


A Crystal Palace flag,saying. Crystal Palace, pride of South London...the Selhurst Park Stadium.


Number 1...pride of south London???????
Number 2...selhurst park stadium? That is pushing it a bit.

I was offended

Before anyone says it, it is a cool story bro!,

So what outraged you? - seeing a Crystal Palarse flag, or the realisation that you were actually playing golf? :facepalm:
 







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