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[Misc] Are you or have you ever been a "backdoor man"? Share your experiences.



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marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
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For those of you not familiar with the expression it's not a euphemism for anal intercourse but actually means a man who is having an affair with another man's wife or girlfriend, usually conducted in the couple's home when the man is out the house, such as at work etc..... as in sneaking in through the backdoor as he leaves through the front.

If you are or have ever been a "backdoor man" do you have any stories of close escapes, hiding naked in cupboards or actually getting caught inflagrante when the husband or boyfriend arrives home unexpectedly.

Alternatively you might have previously been cuckolded by a "backdoor man" and would like to share your experiences.

Meanwhile here are a couple of versions of the song in which such behaviour was immortalised.

https://youtu.be/uk_ilymWo4s

https://youtu.be/aVIA1n5ng4Y
 
















GT49er

GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,697
Gloucester
marlowe said:
For those of you not familiar with the expression it's not a euphemism for anal intercourse but actually means a man who is having an affair with another man's wife or girlfriend, usually conducted in the couple's home when the man is out the house, such as at work etc..... as in sneaking in through the backdoor as he leaves through the front.

If you are or have ever been a "backdoor man" do you have any stories of close escapes, hiding naked in cupboards or actually getting caught inflagrante when the husband or boyfriend arrives home unexpectedly.

Alternatively you might have previously been cuckolded by a "backdoor man" and would like to share your experiences.
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You do know that you can just watch porn on the internet, including enactments of the circumstances you describe, don't you?
 








Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
49,845
Faversham
Sorry to disappoint the OP but I think you'll find a 'backdoor man' is someone who favours the tradesman's entrance.

In the ghetto, where the blues songs originated, folk didn't have back doors. They were lucky to have a front doors. :shrug:
 






LamieRobertson

LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,654
SHOREHAM BY SEA
AmexRuislip said:
Oh Lamie, your such a tease.
I bet you're a right card at the annual Shoreham grasscutter Christmas do :wozza:



Evening :thumbsup:
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At work?

I’ve given this some thought ....I was ‘involved’ once and it was a one bedroom flat...but as the husband was doing the same I used the front door and didn’t have to scale the building and climb in the window
 




AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,799
Ruislip
LamieRobertson said:
At work?

I’ve given this some thought ....I was ‘involved’ once and it was a one bedroom flat...but as the husband was doing the same I used the front door and didn’t have to scale the building and climb in the window
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Answer to Q1: No
Answer to Q2: I'm guessing you used to be a lothario!
 








daveinplzen

daveinplzen

New member
Aug 31, 2018
2,846
We (KTL sound system) were doing a dance at the Richmond Pub upstairs, and I had started a relationship, that ended up being a 20 year relationship with a woman I had become close to. I was married. Gussie P from Gussie P records picked up the mic and said.. ''Dave and Eve, undercover lovers''. Couldnt believe my ears as my wife was in the dance, as was the womans current boyfriend (a body-builder). Unbelievably, neither noticed. :lolol:
 










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