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Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
I gather this is quite an old joke but as I haven’t heard it before, maybe you haven’t :smile:

About time there was an NSC joke to tear to shreds



Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty.

As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, “No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I’ve been in a brothel.”

The second barber turned to Barack and said, “How about you, Mr. Obama?” Barack replied, “Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn’t know what the inside of a brothel smells like.”
 


Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patreon
May 8, 2007
12,749
Toronto
I'm not buying it. There's no way Trump would be silent. Even for just a few seconds.
 












Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
Surely the first barber would have cut Trumps throat.
 


timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,834
Sussex
Given the security implications I’m surprised Trump’s barber doesn’t visit him on demand
 











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