Exhibit A (wait for the plane) 
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[Football] A thread full of genius player signing announcements
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DarrenFreemansPerm
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It’s magnificent isn’t it, Klopp in the plane is genius
When James Beattie signed for Everton in January 2005, chairman Dixie Dean said the move would make Beattie the next Dixie Dean.
The reality:
Dixie Dean - 349 goals and club legend.
James Beattie - 13 goals.
The reality:
Dixie Dean - 349 goals and club legend.
James Beattie - 13 goals.
Brilliant. Southampton, to give them some credit, do have some history in this regard;
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They are usually absolute turd, although Carzola being unvailed last season or the year before was magical!
https://youtu.be/pzof6qAlAKw
That saints one though is class.
https://youtu.be/pzof6qAlAKw
That saints one though is class.
TSB
Captain Hindsight
Saints have signed the sort of quality striker we never would, huh?
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,155
Good trick as he died in 1980.
Top performance by Dean, to be fair, given that he died in 1980. Could this be an example of art imitating labour?
macbeth
Dismembered
Not an 'amazing announcement' in the way you'd think, but I'm a huge fan of AS Roma using their signing announcements to spread awareness about missing children 
https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1145459751066701827?s=19
https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1145459751066701827?s=19
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Edited.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Pikey to Villa in 2017.
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macbeth
Dismembered
Still don't think anything quite beats our brilliant, thoughtful, ingeniously creative announcement of the return of a certain Mr R. Zamora....
https://twitter.com/OfficialBHAFC/status/628312046828974080
https://twitter.com/OfficialBHAFC/status/628312046828974080
The Large One
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Uh_huh_him
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- Sep 28, 2011
- 10,667
Ok the announcement was cheesy but it still gives me goosebumps.
What a deadline day signing that was.
Shame he didn't last the whole season, but some great memories still.
el punal
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The best type of signing announcement is when a player joins, comes in through the back door, no fanfare, no big media razzmatazz, is selected for the first league game of the season, bangs in a hat-trick and leaves the field to rapturous applause. Unexpected wonderment rather than damp squib realisation.
macbeth
Dismembered
I'm still convinced that if he was fit for the final few games we would've been promoted
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,221
Liverpool have received £15m from Bournemouth for Jordon Ibe, £25m from the same club for Dominic Solanke, and now £20m from Saints for Ings.
They must laugh their heads off when a south coast club comes asking
Liverpool have received £15m from Bournemouth for Jordon Ibe, £25m from the same club for Dominic Solanke, and now £20m from Saints for Ings.
They must laugh their heads off when a south coast club comes asking
My thoughts exactly, no doubt they will pinch Ake for about 25 million at some point.