Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Just made a lovely dash across the pitch in the Chile vs Uruguay game. Highlight of the night so far.
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[Football] Six Foot Chicken
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DavePage
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and the ad below your post is for KFC....spooky
Juan Albion
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Are you about to invite me into your bed again, Spence? I'm sure I would be a disappoint to you.
Jim Van Winkle
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You’re going to cry fowl.
phoenix
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Juan Albion
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DavePage
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VAR said no foul committed. but thinking about it....
for his own safety.
for his own safety.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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A spokesman for the AA said "looks to me like the big 'ens gone"
FatSuperman
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Hahah that’s eggcellent
SeagullinExile
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What an eggcentric fellow....
... I’ll get me coat.
... I’ll get me coat.
el punal
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“Well for me, Clive, he can certainly ruffle a few feathers. He has earned his corn tonight, his lay-offs are brilliant, he looks confident, cock-a-hoop even, as he struts around the pitch. Popular too, one of his team mates has just given him a peck on the cheek, and the crowd are egging him on to score again.” 
Albumen
Don't wait for me!
I genuinely thought the thread would be about 
Publius Ovidius
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I immediately thought this.....
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
All smoke and feathers to me
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
It's not a poultry matter to be laughed off, he might have been carrying acid or something.
Frankie
Put him in the curry
That's not a real chicken , sorry to spoil the thread , but it has to be acknowledged before the cockerel jokes get out of hand
banjo
GOSBTS
Why did the chicken cross the pitch?
To get to the other side.
I’ll get my coat.
To get to the other side.
I’ll get my coat.
Worried Man Blues
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The bullet pullet...............
Taybha
Whalewhine
What a crap costume , he's not even got a Capon .