[Travel] Chauffeur driven vehicle across Dartford Crossing anyone?

1066familyman

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Jan 15, 2008

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All for free?

In either direction. Take your pick.

Oh yes! For cyclists only though

At last... Justice prevails!

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

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Eastbourne

• Jun 3, 2019

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Eh, wh.. why.. what?

My chauffeur never mentioned any of this to me?

 

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Pogue Mahone

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A mate of mine was telling me about this, he said it was brilliant. The only downside is that you have to cycle in Dartford and Tilbury.

 

1066familyman

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I shit you not.

Marvelous scenes!

 

1066familyman

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This is my favourite bit....

Follow signs pointing to a yellow telephone.

Use the phone to request a pick-up. You don’t need a number - it’s a direct line.

Wait in the designated area.

A vehicle will arrive to take you and your bike through the crossing.

 

1066familyman

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Pogue Mahone said:

A mate of mine was telling me about this, he said it was brilliant. The only downside is that you have to cycle in Dartford and Tilbury.

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There is that of course.

 

Stat Brother

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1066familyman said:

This is my favourite bit....

Follow signs pointing to a yellow telephone.

Use the phone to request a pick-up. You don’t need a number - it’s a direct line.

Wait in the designated area.

A vehicle will arrive to take you and your bike through the crossing.

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Strava on or off?

 

1066familyman

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Stat Brother said:

Strava on or off?

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Well I suppose if it's not on Strava it didn't happen, so then all those road tax payers won't know where their hard earnt money's going

So, off

 

Official Old Man

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Aug 27, 2011

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• Jun 3, 2019

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So as I cycle along the hard shoulder of the M25 in an anti-clockwise direction, sticking my finger up at the camera and getting ready to free wheel into the tunnel, I've now got to stop and call someone?

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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I remember the good times said:

So as I cycle along the hard shoulder of the M25 in an anti-clockwise direction, sticking my finger up at the camera and getting ready to free wheel into the tunnel, I've now got to stop and call someone?

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Just laughed so hard I blew my other testicle out my backside

 

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Sussex Nomad

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Just laughed so hard I blew my other testicle out my backside

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Quite a feat for someone with no balls.

 

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golddene

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Sussex Nomad said:

Quite a feat for someone with no balls.

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Oh, he has balls alright ! It's patience he lacks, patience with those who cannot see sense and possibly reality, that's what he lacks !