[Albion] Stats email from club

Gwylan · May 24, 2019

Just got an email from club thanking me for attending 17 home matches.

This is true: I missed two league games this year BUT for one them, I loaned a ticket to a friend so she'd have registered its use.

How can the club tell that it's not me going through the turnstile? It seems a bit Big Brother-like

hans kraay fan club · May 24, 2019

Gwylan said:
Just got an email from club thanking me for attending 17 home matches.

This is true: I missed two league games this year BUT for one them, I loaned a ticket to a friend so she'd have registered its use.

How can the club tell that it's not me going through the turnstile? It seems a bit Big Brother-like

They can’t.

I’ve just looked at my email. The total includes cup matches.

keitho54 · May 24, 2019

Apparently i attended nine away matches, which was news to me! Mind you, given the reports and screenings of some of our away performances, perhaps I have simply chosen to erase them from my memory banks!

dejavuatbtn · May 24, 2019

Personally, I thought it all a bit big brother, intrusive and pointless. I already had this information.

portlock seagull · May 24, 2019

hans kraay fan club said:
They can’t.

Bloody well can! Just because you’ve not been inside Barbers state of the art control room...

Creaky · May 24, 2019

Where are the stats in that email for shots and goals :tantrum:

crookie · May 24, 2019

Creaky said:
Where are the stats in that email for shots and goals

I was thinking the same. They probably realised how embarrassing those stats would look, so focused on the blocks and saves instead !!

Icy Gull · May 24, 2019

I liked it

BN41Albion · May 24, 2019

Creaky said:
Where are the stats in that email for shots and goals

Says it all really that shots saved by Ryan and Duffy and Dunk tackles and blocks were chosen as the stats... :facepalm:

clarkey · May 24, 2019

I didn’t get the Ryan one. Guess I mostly went to games in the second half of the season then.

Thunder Bolt · May 24, 2019

Gwylan said:
Just got an email from club thanking me for attending 17 home matches.

This is true: I missed two league games this year BUT for one them, I loaned a ticket to a friend so she'd have registered its use.

How can the club tell that it's not me going through the turnstile? It seems a bit Big Brother-like

Facial recognition cameras?

Trevor · May 24, 2019

They didn't tell me how many times I left the ground wanting to top myself

Guinness Boy · May 24, 2019

Thunder Bolt said:
Facial recognition cameras?

No it's definitly cup games. Mine is spot on. 18 home league games (missed Bournemouth :lolol:

) plus 2 cup home games = 20 for me. And ONE away game. I can see that going a lot higher next season, except that a season off travelling away has no doubt bumped me down the super fan list.

dejavuatbtn · May 24, 2019

No doubt there is a breakdown of how much each has spent and number of loo visits. I suspect they will ignore the stats on queueing times and early exits due to the inevitability of the match result.

LowKarate · May 24, 2019

My email said:

You had 3 flasks confiscated.
22 of your coke bottles had their tops removed before you consumed them.
You purchased 20 Albion lottery scratchcards and won 1 x Match-day Programme, 1 x voucher for Buddies restaurant and 8 x 2 for 1 entry to Brighton Sealife Centre.
You did 20,000 steps walking to and from each home game as Mithras House was closed all season.

Seasider78 · May 24, 2019

They missed off how many shots on target I witnessed which I would guess is lower than the number of saves by Ryan

grubbyhands · May 24, 2019

They haven't a clue how far it is from Godalming to Lewes.

Surrey Phil · May 24, 2019

I thought it was a great idea by the club - loved it!

Knocky's Nose · May 24, 2019

Seasider78 said:
They missed off how many shots on target I witnessed which I would guess is lower than the number of saves by Ryan

It's only marginally higher than the amount of managers we had.

I was down for '1 Away Game' - so they've classed Wembley as an away, which is fair comment. Only missed 1 home game, due to not being in the UK at the time.

I'd like to see a comedy version...

12 Referees were 'W@nkers"

9 "Didn't know what they were doing"

7 lots of Away Fans were "forgotten they were here"

and 19 opposition goalkeepers were "..... you're shit....aaaaaarrrggghhhhh"

LamieRobertson · May 24, 2019

I suppose I should retrieve my email from the trash can and read it

Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

[Albion] Stats email from club

Well-known member

The voice of reason.

Member

Well-known member

Why? Why us?

Well-known member

Well-known member

Back on the rollercoaster

Well-known member

Well-known member

Silly old bat

In my Fifties, still know nothing

Tofu eating wokerati

Well-known member

New member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Well-known member

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

Not awoke

Share this page