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[Albion] Stats email from club



Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,320
Uffern
Just got an email from club thanking me for attending 17 home matches.

This is true: I missed two league games this year BUT for one them, I loaned a ticket to a friend so she'd have registered its use.

How can the club tell that it's not me going through the turnstile? It seems a bit Big Brother-like
 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
60,981
Chandlers Ford
Just got an email from club thanking me for attending 17 home matches.

This is true: I missed two league games this year BUT for one them, I loaned a ticket to a friend so she'd have registered its use.

How can the club tell that it's not me going through the turnstile? It seems a bit Big Brother-like

They can’t.

I’ve just looked at my email. The total includes cup matches.
 

keitho54

Member
Oct 9, 2003
128
Apparently i attended nine away matches, which was news to me! Mind you, given the reports and screenings of some of our away performances, perhaps I have simply chosen to erase them from my memory banks!
 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
16,965
They can’t.

Bloody well can! Just because you’ve not been inside Barbers state of the art control room...

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Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
Just got an email from club thanking me for attending 17 home matches.

This is true: I missed two league games this year BUT for one them, I loaned a ticket to a friend so she'd have registered its use.

How can the club tell that it's not me going through the turnstile? It seems a bit Big Brother-like

Facial recognition cameras?
 


Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 23, 2003
33,686
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Facial recognition cameras?

No it's definitly cup games. Mine is spot on. 18 home league games (missed Bournemouth :lolol: ) plus 2 cup home games = 20 for me. And ONE away game. I can see that going a lot higher next season, except that a season off travelling away has no doubt bumped me down the super fan list.
 

dejavuatbtn

Well-known member
Aug 4, 2010
7,097
Henfield
No doubt there is a breakdown of how much each has spent and number of loo visits. I suspect they will ignore the stats on queueing times and early exits due to the inevitability of the match result.
 


LowKarate

New member
Jan 6, 2004
2,002
Wombling free
My email said:

You had 3 flasks confiscated.
22 of your coke bottles had their tops removed before you consumed them.
You purchased 20 Albion lottery scratchcards and won 1 x Match-day Programme, 1 x voucher for Buddies restaurant and 8 x 2 for 1 entry to Brighton Sealife Centre.
You did 20,000 steps walking to and from each home game as Mithras House was closed all season.
 

Seasider78

Well-known member
Nov 14, 2004
5,926
They missed off how many shots on target I witnessed which I would guess is lower than the number of saves by Ryan
 

grubbyhands

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2011
2,283
Godalming
They haven't a clue how far it is from Godalming to Lewes.
 


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
They missed off how many shots on target I witnessed which I would guess is lower than the number of saves by Ryan

It's only marginally higher than the amount of managers we had. ???

I was down for '1 Away Game' - so they've classed Wembley as an away, which is fair comment. Only missed 1 home game, due to not being in the UK at the time.

I'd like to see a comedy version...

12 Referees were 'W@nkers"

9 "Didn't know what they were doing"

7 lots of Away Fans were "forgotten they were here"

and 19 opposition goalkeepers were "..... you're shit....aaaaaarrrggghhhhh"
 

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