[Politics] Milk shake of choice

Blue3 · May 21, 2019

Irrespective of ones views of Mr Fararge the milk shake thrown at him yesterday was probably the most successful milkshake assault I can ever remember, I wish I could load the said video Sadley my IT skills will not allow but watching a video of the attack it's an absolute classic the aslant lowers his centre of gravity as his target approached to me it looks like he's sticking out a hand to shake and at the perfect moment using a flicking motion delivers the perfect shoulder to toe shake attack and very special mention to his choice of milkshake perfect mixture of liquid semi and solid ingreadants and finally his choice of flavour it looks like vanilla which is set off nicely against the grey of Mr Farages suit. This really should become the standard milkshake attack training video

Can anyone remember a more impressively splurged target

jamie (not that one) · May 21, 2019

I enjoyed the Yaxley-Lennon one more just because of the way he was talking down to the lad surrounded by his sycophants.

neilbard · May 21, 2019

Blue3 said:
Irrespective of ones views of Mr Fararge the milk shake thrown at him yesterday was probably the most successful milkshake assault I can ever remember, I wish I could load the said video Sadley my IT skills will not allow but watching a video of the attack it's an absolute classic the aslant lowers his centre of gravity as his target approached to me it looks like he's sticking out a hand to shake and at the perfect moment using a flicking motion delivers the perfect shoulder to toe shake attack and very special mention to his choice of milkshake perfect mixture of liquid semi and solid ingreadants and finally his choice of flavour it looks like vanilla which is set off nicely against the grey of Mr Farages suit. This really should become the standard milkshake attack training video

Can anyone remember a more impressively splurged target

ozzygull · May 21, 2019

Blue3 said:
Irrespective of ones views of Mr Fararge the milk shake thrown at him yesterday was probably the most successful milkshake assault I can ever remember, I wish I could load the said video Sadley my IT skills will not allow but watching a video of the attack it's an absolute classic the aslant lowers his centre of gravity as his target approached to me it looks like he's sticking out a hand to shake and at the perfect moment using a flicking motion delivers the perfect shoulder to toe shake attack and very special mention to his choice of milkshake perfect mixture of liquid semi and solid ingreadants and finally his choice of flavour it looks like vanilla which is set off nicely against the grey of Mr Farages suit. This really should become the standard milkshake attack training video

Can anyone remember a more impressively splurged target

No condoning throwing anything at anyone, but it was very funny. I looked like a giant seagulls has sh!t on him.

Thunder Bolt · May 21, 2019

I thought you were going to discuss the flavours. Yaxley-Lennon had a strawberry milkshake, whereas Farage had a salted caramel and banana flavoured assault.
I haven't seen what flavour Carl Benjamin attracted.

Fignon's Ponytail · May 21, 2019

Blue3 said:
Can anyone remember a more impressively splurged target

Quite a few celebs on xhamster tbh....

Bozza · May 21, 2019

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schmunk · May 21, 2019

Here you go:

Oops, sorry, wrong one, here it is:

METALMICKY · May 21, 2019

https://images.app.goo.gl/QNXbYYSbMbLRDQ2DA

Only a matter of time before their is a Freak Shake massacre!

Pavilionaire · May 21, 2019

Blue3 said:
Irrespective of ones views of Mr Fararge the milk shake thrown at him yesterday was probably the most successful milkshake assault I can ever remember, I wish I could load the said video Sadley my IT skills will not allow but watching a video of the attack it's an absolute classic the aslant lowers his centre of gravity as his target approached to me it looks like he's sticking out a hand to shake and at the perfect moment using a flicking motion delivers the perfect shoulder to toe shake attack and very special mention to his choice of milkshake perfect mixture of liquid semi and solid ingreadants and finally his choice of flavour it looks like vanilla which is set off nicely against the grey of Mr Farages suit. This really should become the standard milkshake attack training video

Can anyone remember a more impressively splurged target

I still prefer the Yaxley-Lennon "Cup over the head" shot but agree this latest effort was superb.

It's so British the way all of the politicians condemn these acts but the papers put the pictures on the front cover and next day the phone-in shows are all over it.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a Brexiteer get someone like Cable or Umunna in retaliation before Thursday's vote.

Wrong-Direction · May 21, 2019

It's quite a pathetic thing to do imo but what pissed me off more was the media said it slipped out the Asian guys hand

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Raleigh Chopper · May 21, 2019

I wouldn't waste my hard earned on that pissmidget and I like milk shake too much.
Now a bucket of runny dog shit is an entirely different matter.

el punal · May 21, 2019

I suppose it’s all pathetically laughable, but I’m waiting for the moment when some f***ed-up nutter chucks some liquid that’s a bit more lethal than your average milkshake.

The Clamp · May 21, 2019

It was a good shot. And I can’t feel sorry for the idiot.
This is just a question; do other politicians stamp around with massive burley security and close protection? Normally they blend a bit more into the background, no? Happy to be corrected.
As Farage tells one of his lumps in a suit as they walk off “absolute failure, you should have spotted that a mile off”.

He was lucky it was milkshake. He’d have got a cup of piss in his boat and told to “cop that” if he’d paraded about where I grew up.

A1X · May 21, 2019

It has amused me the people claiming this is the start of a slippery slope toward political violence. I would argue it's more in with the British tradition of politicians having eggs thrown at them, which has been around for decades.

It also shows quite how whiny many on the political right are. Corbyn got punched the other week and nobody started ranting about "political violence" or "the campaign against free speech" then.

schmunk · May 21, 2019

el punal said:
I suppose it’s all pathetically laughable, but I’m waiting for the moment when some f***ed-up nutter chucks some liquid that’s a bit more lethal than your average milkshake.

A1X · May 21, 2019

The Clamp said:
This is just a question; do other politicians stamp around with massive burley security and close protection? Normally they blend a bit more into the background, no? Happy to be corrected.

I've seen May doing it, but then she's in a slightly different position and probably doesn't get a choice in the matter. Other than that it's only been Farage and Tommeh who have been doing it recently that I've seen.

schmunk · May 21, 2019

A1X said:
I've seen May doing it, but then she's in a slightly different position and probably doesn't get a choice in the matter. Other than that it's only been Farage and Tommeh who have been doing it recently that I've seen.

That's obviously because they are Men Of The People.

The Clamp · May 21, 2019

schmunk said:
That's obviously because they are Men Of The People.

I don’t know why people are condemning the shake attack, Farage is attacking the whole country.

symyjym · May 21, 2019

81jamie said:
I enjoyed the Yaxley-Lennon one more just because of the way he was talking down to the lad surrounded by his sycophants.

If you enjoyed that you will really love this:

https://youtu.be/iz2ojqr3Lro

https://youtu.be/dqmGImPF2lg

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