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[Humour] My wife has smelly feet















Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
What the hell was your first post about? :eek:

It was this:

"Thanks CH for all you have done but i'm with Bloom on this. Its time for change, Premier League survival is no longer our aim, we need to look higher, maybe top 10.

We need to let some of these players of the leash and see what they can do.
Good luck for the future CH, you will not be forgotten for what you have achieved with BHA "

Perhaps a third foray on the Brexit thread would be a plan?

"This Brexit, then. What's it all about, eh?"

No charge for that.
 


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
Reading the thread title I assumed you were trying to put off any potential suitors!

My suggestion would be that you have your car washed ten times a day, then attach one of those little tree air fresheners they give you to each of her toes.

Result : A spotless car, and a missus with heavily scented trotters. :hilton:
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham




dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
If you think her feet are bad you should smell her muff.
 










el punal

Well-known member
It was this:

"Thanks CH for all you have done but i'm with Bloom on this. Its time for change, Premier League survival is no longer our aim, we need to look higher, maybe top 10.

We need to let some of these players of the leash and see what they can do.
Good luck for the future CH, you will not be forgotten for what you have achieved with BHA "

Perhaps a third foray on the Brexit thread would be a plan?

"This Brexit, then. What's it all about, eh?"

No charge for that.

Ay theng yew! At least it wasn’t about body parts and functions! :rolleyes:
 


marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,898
Amputation works, guaranteed effective.

Not really. Without the bloodflow following amputation her feet will start to decompose. The smell of her decomposing feet will be absolutely putrid and far worse (I imagine) than the problem she is trying to cure. In order to avoid the smell of decomposition and aggravating the problem, following amputation the feet should be stored in the freezer. Problem solved.
 




marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,898
Any ideas on how she can prevent this as my nostrils are stinging!!

What remedies has she tried so far? What is her current foot hygiene ritual? Does she wear nylon or other man made materials on her feet? I advise cotton. Are her shoes made of a breathable material such as leather?
 


highflyer

Well-known member
Jan 21, 2016
2,425
Has she got a runny nose?

Cos if her feet smell and her nose runs, she may be upside down
 










Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
I thought mine was bad. She collects pencil sharpeners.
 



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