[Football] Silly Off Season Rumour Thread

Cozzy

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Grimsby

• May 5, 2019

• #1

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

 

Icy Gull

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• May 5, 2019

• #2

If only

 

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Sussex Nomad

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EP

• May 5, 2019

• #3

Michael Owen is on our radar.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

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West, West, West Sussex

• May 5, 2019

• #4

Might be silly season, but I'd take him without a doubt.

 

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NooBHA

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• May 5, 2019

• #5

Cozzy said:

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

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Are you BensGrandad in disguise ?

 

Lethargic

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Horsham

• May 5, 2019

• #6

Not saying for one minute its a starter but is he not a good friend of Bruno's, stranger things have happened.

 

Eeyore

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• May 5, 2019

• #7

The DM is normally better than that in transfer fables. Must be an intern.

 

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NooBHA

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• May 5, 2019

• #8

pasty said:

Might be silly season, but I'd take him without a doubt.

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He won't go to a side not playing in CL if he leaves. That's the reason he would be leaving Man United if he leaves them

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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• May 5, 2019

• #9

I've heard good things about Anglo-Mexican wonderkid Taco Bell. Could do a job? Spotted in Western Road.

 

Acker79

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Brighton

• May 5, 2019

• #10

Ribery will be available in the summer...

 

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.

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• May 5, 2019

• #11

NooBHA said:

He won't go to a side not playing in CL if he leaves. That's the reason he would be leaving Man United if he leaves them

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That's why it would be a 2 year contract, first season to get qualification and then second season to actually play in the CL. He is friends with Bruno as well so that's it confirmed, I don't even need to wait for the picture of him holding the shirt.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• May 5, 2019

• #12

Cozzy said:

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

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We've more chance of attracting 'don't matter' than Juan Mata

 

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Sussex Nomad

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EP

• May 5, 2019

• #13

Tom Hark said:

I've heard good things about Anglo-Mexican wonderkid Taco Bell. Could do a job? Spotted in Western Road.

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With a runny bottom.

 

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Sussex Nomad

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EP

• May 5, 2019

• #14

Acker79 said:

Ribery will be available in the summer...

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Pele's available, bit old but could do a job?

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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• May 5, 2019

• #15

Sussex Nomad said:

With a runny bottom.

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Squeaky bum time is SO last week shirley

 

macbeth

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six feet beneath the moon...

• May 5, 2019

• #16

Would involve the total decimation of our wage structure. So no, not happening.

In fact, I'd imagine Naylor will take more delight than usual in poo-pooing this one

 

Don Tmatter

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Jul 7, 2003

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dont matter

• May 5, 2019

• #17

AmexRuislip said:

We've more chance of attracting 'don't matter' than Juan Mata

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banjo

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Deep south

• May 5, 2019

• #18

I hear we’re in for a younger striker. Shearer.

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• May 5, 2019

• #19

AmexRuislip said:

We've more chance of attracting 'don't matter' than Juan Mata

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That sounds like the sort of thing Alan ‘Carlos Kickaball’ Sugar would say.

 

DJ NOBO

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Wiltshire

• May 5, 2019

• #20

Cozzy said:

Starting early before its even off season ....

"Brighton 'offer Juan Mata two-year contract' as Manchester United star nears return to homeland"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-United-star-Juan-Mata-two-year-contract.html

"Man Utd transfer news: Brighton want Juan Mata if he leaves Old Trafford on a free"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-transfer-juan-mata-14996978

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This will take some beating in the “will never happen” rumour stakes