Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was on the train to the AMEX yesterday about 445 admittedly I’d had a couple of Fosters TOPS and for a GAG I shouted out that Cardiff had scored.
Talk about a sense of humour FAILURE nobody laughed they just looked at their phones and TUTTED.
Apart from one Albion fan , I knew he was a WEIRDO as nobody wears BRIGHT pink nylon SLACKS with Dunlop green flash trainers and a circa Albion 2009 shirt with Easy 10 on the back . What is Easy 10 meant to mean ? He started having a go a me calling me a NASTY name and I nearly texted Paul Barber to report him but luckily my PAL Dec stopped me as I was really getting RILED up by this HALF wit.
Funny enough after thinking that I RECOGNISED him I remembered who he was. He was the IDIOT who tried to board a 700 bus on the way home from a game and my CHUM Dick the DRIVER closed the doors in his face and drove off leaving him standing there like the prize PLUM he was and still is.
When we got off at Falmer I stuck a ‘kick me I’m stupid’ sticker on his back and I bet he’s still wondering why people are BOOTING him up his FAT backside
Talk about a sense of humour FAILURE nobody laughed they just looked at their phones and TUTTED.
Apart from one Albion fan , I knew he was a WEIRDO as nobody wears BRIGHT pink nylon SLACKS with Dunlop green flash trainers and a circa Albion 2009 shirt with Easy 10 on the back . What is Easy 10 meant to mean ? He started having a go a me calling me a NASTY name and I nearly texted Paul Barber to report him but luckily my PAL Dec stopped me as I was really getting RILED up by this HALF wit.
Funny enough after thinking that I RECOGNISED him I remembered who he was. He was the IDIOT who tried to board a 700 bus on the way home from a game and my CHUM Dick the DRIVER closed the doors in his face and drove off leaving him standing there like the prize PLUM he was and still is.
When we got off at Falmer I stuck a ‘kick me I’m stupid’ sticker on his back and I bet he’s still wondering why people are BOOTING him up his FAT backside
