[Albion] Applications for Brighton and Hove Albion Team Manager

Deleted member 2719 · Apr 20, 2019

Please post you CV here:

I have plenty of experience in squeezing 11 men into our third of the pitch and chasing the ball.

I feel I could save you immense costs just one idea of mine would be to get rid of recruitment and recruit from local athletic clubs who would be happy with a tenner and a Kit Kat per match and would be prepared to run through walls while chasing a ball.

Looking forward to discussing this job position and many more 'In the box' ideas.

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JimothyJames95 · Apr 20, 2019

I hope they’re actual Kit Kat’s and not this ‘Breakaway’ shite.

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Frutos · Apr 20, 2019

If we go down, I'm the man for the job - in my current Football Manager save, I've just taken the Albion job after relegation (next year) from the Prem.

I've cleaned out all of the overpaid crap that was in the squad I inherited, put a revolutionary tactic (2 up front) into place, and we're currently 5 points clear at the top of the Championship, having started the season with 7 consecutive league wins as well as knocking the might of Exeter and Swindon out of the Coca Cola Cup.

Florin Andone has 9 goals already, and his strike partner Sandro (free transfer from Everton) has 6. Also of note is that Tudor Baluta, Alexis MacAllister and Jan Mlakar, who join us for real in the Summer, all look to be pretty good prospects.

Tony, if you're reading this drop me a PM. [emoji106]

Deleted member 2719 · Apr 20, 2019

JimothyJames95 said:
I hope they’re actual Kit Kat’s and not this ‘Breakaway’ shite.

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I would actually try and upgrade to Chunky Kit Kat's for my runners with Dark chocolate if Barbers purse string would allow it.

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ · Apr 20, 2019

I can angrily shout "Away" whenever the ball comes into the penalty box following a corner

JimothyJames95 · Apr 20, 2019

Mouldy Boots said:
I would actually try and upgrade to Chunky Kit Kat's for my runners with Dark chocolate if Barbers purse string would allow it.

Pushing the budget it seems. Maybe look at putting a Capex Application in.

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Djmiles · Apr 20, 2019

I am the ideal candidate, because I wouldn’t select Stephens and Propper every week and would personally drive Ali J to anywhere on the continent where any club is willing to stump up £5,000 and a set of kits for him.

dingodan · Apr 20, 2019

I know where the goal is.

Not sure what purpose it serves, but I can tell you exactly where it is.

Deleted member 2719 · Apr 20, 2019

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;8873797 said:
I can angrily shout "Away" whenever the ball comes into the penalty box following a corner

I reckon you could be shortlisted.

Deleted member 2719 · Apr 20, 2019

dingodan said:
I know where the goal is.

Not sure what purpose it serves, but I can tell you exactly where it is.

I notice you use the singular tense, I hope you are referring to our goal.

Not sure you will get a shot at this position, as there is only ONE purpose of a goal and that is to block it up.

Diablo · Apr 20, 2019

I know, and would let our players in on " the object of the game is to pass oppositions Goalkeeper not keep passing to our goalkeeper"

*Gullsworth* · Apr 20, 2019

I have applied two days late will I still be considered?

neilbard · Apr 20, 2019

I have a rather nice line in waistcoats to go with my placid and demure nature.. :kiss:

Deleted member 2719 · Apr 20, 2019

*Gullsworth* said:
I have applied two days late will I still be considered?

Same old same old.

Bully boy.

Bwian · Apr 20, 2019

I have been perfecting the swishing the water in the washing up bowl hand waving technique so the remaining Hughton players maintain their levels of confusion.

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Dick Head · Apr 20, 2019

peterward · Apr 20, 2019

If an interview question is "what are your goals for next season" then I think I am the man or the job.

answer: none

peterward · Apr 20, 2019

dingodan said:
I know where the goal is.

Not sure what purpose it serves, but I can tell you exactly where it is.

Sorry, if you know where the goal is, you sound far to much of a risk to be considered.

DavidinSouthampton · Apr 20, 2019

neilbard said:
I have a rather nice line in waistcoats to go with my placid and demure nature..

Are you Gareth Southgate?

Stat Brother · Apr 20, 2019

Recently we had a fella in for a job.

He was 'alert' and seemed keen, my company is a little odd as it does the interview last after spending time in the departments.
I think they do that so the interview itself is more of a formality, as it should have been here.

But apparently every answer he gave suddenly became monosyllabic, the favourite one being when asked how he'd deal with conflict he replied 'Oh I'd just go straight home'. :lol:

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