[Albion] We need a "THE most depressing thing in our current situation" World Cup!

Publius Ovidius

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

46,002

at home

• Apr 17, 2019

• #21

The lion of Africa is languishing in some noddy Belgian league when we can’t score goals

 

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ROSM

Well-known member

Dec 26, 2005

6,188

Just far enough away from LDC

• Apr 17, 2019

• #22

Spending all our xmas money on players who will be racially abused by Luton fans next season

 

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition

Jul 20, 2003

19,605

• Apr 17, 2019

• #23

The market value of the squad has halved in the course of a week

 

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Farehamseagull

Solly March Fan Club

Nov 22, 2007

13,951

Sarisbury Green, Southampton

• Apr 17, 2019

• #24

Watching 11 grown men on a pitch look absolutely, completely lost. Totally devoid of any confidence and ability to pass a football 5 yards. I still can’t quite believe what I saw last night, it was really sad to see.

It was the biggest breakdown I’ve seen on a football pitch since Brazil lost 7-1 to Germany in 2014.

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

11,719

• Apr 17, 2019

• #25

Simster said:

Nominations please. It should be an exciting competition.


Meanwhile if you could second some of these:


Chris Hughton and his General Melchett refusal to change anything

Davy Propper playing like he can't be arsed.

Jurgen Locadia being a useless waste of money

Ali J being another utter waste of money. I'd rather have Ali G on the pitch.

#together proving to be a load of meaningless old toss.

Anyone who jizzed £25 on Bronze membership for a half decent seat at Wembley.

Anthony Knockaert has let down everybody

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Second all of these, especially Melchett. I'd also add:

- Duffy's Red-Faced SHOUTING at everyone before falling over.

- The incessantly DEEP set pieces.

 

BrickTamland

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Mar 2, 2010

1,961

Brighton

• Apr 17, 2019

• #26

Duplicate post

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Apr 17, 2019

• #27

I vote everything at the club

BARBER OUT

 

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Mellor 3 Ward 4

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Jul 27, 2004

9,788

saaf of the water

• Apr 17, 2019

• #28

pasty said:

The fact that if we do stay up, all we have to look forward to is same shit, different season

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No, he's gone at the end of the season - whether we stay up or not.

 

Titanic

Super Moderator

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Jul 5, 2003

39,056

West Sussex

• Apr 17, 2019

• #29

Three more away trips in prospect, with pretty much zero expectation of anything other than dismal defeat. But somehow, there is always that faint glimmer of hope.

Apparently, it's the hope that kills you.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,640

West west west Sussex

• Apr 17, 2019

• #30

Having absolutely NOTHING left that could be considered lucky.

 

Gilliver's Travels

Peripatetic

Jul 5, 2003

2,916

Brighton Marina Village

• Apr 17, 2019

• #31

Ludicrously banal 'news' pieces on the club website, under headlines that in the last fortnight included:-

HUGHTON PLEASED WITH TOP-FLIGHT PROGRESS

DUFFY: WE’LL LOOK TO START FAST

PROPPER: WE ARE CONFIDENT OF STAYING UP

HUGHTON: LET’S KEEP OUR HEADS

STEPHENS: CARDIFF IS MASSIVE

HUGHTON: WE NEED TO ROLL OUR SLEEVES UP

 

Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003

NSC Patron

Jul 17, 2003

18,420

Valley of Hangleton

• Apr 17, 2019

• #32

gilliver's travels said:

ludicrously banal 'news' pieces on the club website, under headlines that in the last fortnight included:-

hughton pleased with top-flight progress

duffy: We’ll look to start fast

propper: We are confident of staying up

hughton: Let’s keep our heads

stephens: Cardiff is massive

hughton: We need to roll our sleeves up

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hughton: I might look into this offensive style of football that a few people are whispering about