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[Humour] Getting Out Of Jury Service





hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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Kitbag in Dubai
"I told the Jury Central Summoning Bureau that I thought I would be inappropriate seeing I happened to be the judge and knew all the papers.

"They wrote back to me, they picked up on the fact I was the judge but said 'your appeal for refusal has been rejected but you could apply to the resident judge' but I told them 'I am the resident judge'.

"I had to phone them up and they realised it was a mistake."

The judge added: "I would have liked to have done the jury service to see what it was like and whether I would have liked the judge."
 


Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
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Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,381
Should have been a murder case in the 60s.

He could have been judge, jury and executioner.
 



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