[Humour] Joke du jour

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Apr 14, 2019

• #1

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
















For being outstanding in his field

 

Saladpack Seagull

Just Shut Up and Paddle

Oct 19, 2014

1,908

Halfway Up Virginia Is Where I Wanna Be.

• Apr 14, 2019

• #2

In my version it's a farmer, but so what? My first wife was an astronaut - she left me after saying she needed more space.........!

 

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Diablo

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Sep 22, 2014

4,189

lewes

• Apr 14, 2019

• #3

Seen the NSC Brighton/Bournemouth score predictor:

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,882

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Apr 14, 2019

• #4

Icy Gull said:

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

For being outstanding in his field

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How on earth did a scarecrow win a Noble Prize? You can't tell me that some old clothing stuffed with newspapers tied to a broom handle, with some sort of mask as a face could compete with some of the world's brilliant academics for a title of this stature? What year was this?

 

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Sirnormangall

Well-known member

Sep 21, 2017

2,969

• Apr 14, 2019

• #5

Nobel prize is stretching the imagination - maybe an Oscar or BAFTA...........

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

NSC Patron

Apr 5, 2014

23,578

• Apr 14, 2019

• #6

We need a straw poll.

 

Albion my Albion

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Feb 6, 2016

17,876

Indiana, USA

• Apr 15, 2019

• #7

Icy Gull said:

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

For being outstanding in his field

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I always thought it was for growing a brain in a straw head. It certainly was a miracle.

 

Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jan 3, 2010

13,632

Quaxxann

• Apr 15, 2019

• #8

Icy Gull said:

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?














For being outstanding in his field

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For being preeminent in his sector.

Just as funny.