[Technology] Never saw this on Tomorrow's World

Theatre of Trees

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TQ2905

• Apr 9, 2019

• #1

You're at the sperm donation clinic and have been given a choice of:
1. A copy of razzle and a paper cup
2. The future in w@nking:



I believe the first is either an official company video or a news item, the second looks like it was taken at a medical trade fair.

 

FatSuperman

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #2

Another day where we stray a little further from God’s light

 

Questions

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Worthing

• Apr 9, 2019

• #3

Great machine.... might still need a cubicle though to be honest.

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

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Sussex by the Sea

• Apr 9, 2019

• #4

One for TW stalwarts, Judith Hanndjob, Michael Rodd and William Willihard.

Ooh err missus.

 

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Gwylan

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Uffern

• Apr 9, 2019

• #5

What I want to know is what you looking for in order to stumble across a machine for sperm collection?

 

Theatre of Trees

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• Apr 9, 2019

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• #6

Gwylan said:

What I want to know is what you looking for in order to stumble across a machine for sperm collection?

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R2D2

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

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Location Location

• Apr 9, 2019

• #7

Whistle up a picture of Rachel Mackley on that screen, and it wouldn't take very long at all.

 

el punal

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #8

Is this a case of first come, first served?

 

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Bulldog

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #9

Can it fit under the kitchen worktop though?

 

Cozzy

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Grimsby

• Apr 9, 2019

• #10

I was going to try a joke along the lines of .... how do they get the cow to lifts it leg to get access .... but I dont think I will bother now

 

Two Professors

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Multicultural Brum

• Apr 9, 2019

• #11

Chinese must be hung like hamsters.

 

Questions

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Worthing

• Apr 9, 2019

• #12

Is it PotG? said:

One for TW stalwarts, Judith Hanndjob, Michael Rodd and William Willihard.

Ooh err missus.

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I’m old enough to remember Raymond Bashedher

 

Foul Play Rocks

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #13

I think I’ll put one of those machines on my birthday/Christmas list.

 

SUA Seagull

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #14

Theatre of Trees said:

R2D2

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More like Seed-3PO!

 

Tom Bombadil

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Jibrovia

• Apr 9, 2019

• #15

I bet el pres has already got one

 

Theatre of Trees

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Questions said:

I’m old enough to remember Raymond Bashedher

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Not forgetting Maggie Filledin

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #17

Is it just me, or....I could NEVER get my cock in that tiny orifice

 

Bold Seagull

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Hove

• Apr 9, 2019

• #18

It's going to need a faster setting than that.

 

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Sirnormangall

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #19

I’m not sure you’ll get much out of it at an emotional level. Does it speak?

 

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darkwolf666

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• Apr 9, 2019

• #20

Sirnormangall said:

I’m not sure you’ll get much out of it at an emotional level. Does it speak?

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No, good!