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[Misc] Words we mustn't utter or type or probably even think







Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,713
Just so I'm following this correctly, the P-word is palace and the N-word is Nigels, right?
 


Tubby-McFat-Fuc

Well-known member
May 2, 2013
1,845
Brighton
The A word
B word
C word
D word
E word
F word
G word
H word
I word
J word
K word
L word
M word
N word is a definiate no-no
O word
P word
Q word
R word
S word
T word
U word
V word
W word
X word
Y word
Z word

I think that about covers it.
 




marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,938
Yesterday I started a thread with a poll on addictions. In the poll I listed various addictions. When I posted the poll one of the addictions was censored and represented as a line of 12 asterisk.
I was surprised as the word was not a swear word and not what I'd consider particularly offensive. The word was ************ or just in case it's censored again when I post this, "mast**bation".
I'm surprised that particular word is considered offensive. I would have understood if I'd written ******* (wa*king).
 






marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,938
****
Shit
****
Bollocks
****
Pussy
Cock
Hand-job
Blow-job
Knob
Tosser
Arse-hole
Piss
************
Cunnilingus
Cum
Ejaculation

Edit: That's ridiculous. Ma*turbation is forbidden but hand job and tosser are fine along with various other dubiously offensive words.
Why is cunnilingus more acceptable than mast**bation?
 


studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
29,635
On the Border
Eh at the end of a sentence should be banned
All Americanisms such as math rather than maths

I just wonder what John Cooper Clarke does in mixed company when his setlist reaches ****
 




Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,924
BN1
The A word
B word
C word
D word
E word
F word
G word
H word
I word
J word
K word
L word
M word
N word is a definiate no-no
O word
P word
Q word
R word
S word
T word
U word
V word
W word
X word
Y word
Z word

I think that about covers it.

Definiate is a word no one should use.
 


Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,594
****
Shit
****
Bollocks
****
Pussy
Cock
Hand-job
Blow-job
Knob
Tosser
Arse-hole
Piss
************
Cunnilingus
Cum
Ejaculation

Edit: That's ridiculous. Ma*turbation is forbidden but hand job and tosser are fine along with various other dubiously offensive words.
Why is cunnilingus more acceptable than mast**bation?

****, wanker, *******.

Yep. You can't describe the act but you can describe the actor. What a load of shit.
 


marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,938
****, wanker, *******.

Yep. You can't describe the act but you can describe the actor. What a load of shit.

Is wanker permitted? But not *****ng. By that reasoning masturbator should be ok.

Edit:eek:h it is. So you can use the noun but not the verb.
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Nazi when used against anyone who is not an actual National Socialist...Train Guards, Teachers. And Football Stewards ..they’re not necessarily Nazis.
 


marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,938
The word "coloured" is now considered offensive when used in reference to race whereas 40 years ago it was considered more acceptable and respectful than saying the word "black".
 






blue'n'white

Well-known member
Oct 5, 2005
3,082
2nd runway at Gatwick
Eh at the end of a sentence should be banned
All Americanisms such as math rather than maths

I just wonder what John Cooper Clarke does in mixed company when his setlist reaches ****

The Americanisation of our language is horrible - for example "Mom" rather than "Mum" now seems to be the "acceptable" form of defining your female parent. We'll be celebrating bloody Thanksgiving as a national holiday next.
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,855
Nom Nom Nom
 








beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,314
Oh No! My kids are "dual heritage" and I've been calling them mixed race for ten years. It turns out I've been racist to my own children!
daft isnt it?
The word "coloured" is now considered offensive when used in reference to race whereas 40 years ago it was considered more acceptable and respectful than saying the word "black".
and "people of colour" is the correctly accepted term currently. is that because its adjective and "-ed" becomes a verb? i honestly dont know.

Nazi when used against anyone who is not an actual National Socialist...Train Guards, Teachers. And Football Stewards ..they’re not necessarily Nazis.
its lazy when they mean fascist, or really authoritarian which doesnt quite trip of the tongue so well.
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,314
an odd one is terms that refer to mental disability, cretin or retard for example are out as too offensive. but idiot is perfectly acceptable insult.
 


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