portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,071
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- #21
Brilliant ‘GUESS-WHO’ Karma! Keep em coming...
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[Humour] Your best Karma stories
- Thread starter portlock seagull
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Brilliant ‘GUESS-WHO’ Karma! Keep em coming...
jonnyrovers
mostly tinpot
Next level karma that. Long game karma.
Ah now I see why you couldn’t condemn those twatish coppers at Palace. You were one of them once. All together boys.
This was 12 years ago, two members of a gang of happy-slappers at Imperial Arcade, ended up in hospital.
Similarly, in two separate incidents in 2001 and 2003, Duncan Ferguson caught burglars in his home, and each time put them in hospital.
Similarly, in two separate incidents in 2001 and 2003, Duncan Ferguson caught burglars in his home, and each time put them in hospital.
Birdie Boy
Well-known member
- Jun 17, 2011
- 4,108
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
There was this older guy at school who used to take the mickey out of my surname.
Obviously I did stick up for myself in ways of the dark side.
But the karma kicked in, when this gimp started to lose his hair, whilst still at school, eventually having the mother of all comb overs.
Boy did he look a tw@t
Obviously I did stick up for myself in ways of the dark side.
But the karma kicked in, when this gimp started to lose his hair, whilst still at school, eventually having the mother of all comb overs.
Boy did he look a tw@t
el punal
Well-known member
Throughout my life, everyone who has ever crossed me has come a cropper. Generally in proportion to how annoyed or inconvenienced I felt at the time. Harsh maybe. But.....fair
Incidentally when I put people on NSC on ignore, I'm doing them a massive favour.
How long have you been employed as The Grim Reaper? I’m intrigued to know if they provide you with the uniform of black hooded cloak and scythe, or do you have to purchase it from a recommended retailer?
Birdie Boy
Well-known member
- Jun 17, 2011
- 4,108
The always ultras have a deal on them.
Megazone
On his last warning
I was bullied by a kid for 5 years at school. He made my life a living hell.
a few years after finishing school, I saw him running for a bus and missing it.
Karma is sweet.
a few years after finishing school, I saw him running for a bus and missing it.
Karma is sweet.
smudge
Up the Albion!
Alex Pritchard.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
Had a bloke in court once for domestic assault. He looked a bit worse for wear and it turned out his ex-girlfriend's big brother was serving member of the Parachute regiment who'd "had a word".
I did also hear of a defendant that tried to escape from the dock, fell 10 feet and broke his neck.
I did also hear of a defendant that tried to escape from the dock, fell 10 feet and broke his neck.
Someone peeed me off today to the point I might invest in a voodoo doll and pins.
Cheer me up with some karma, comeuppance stories where the good guys do eventually win!
I think this is one of the best.
When I was a young lad my bike was stolen. I found out who took it, but couldn’t prove it. The guy stole it, rode home, and dumped it in the river Ouse. The guy also goaded me about this a few times at school. Fast forward a few years he was in The Argus, the victim of an industrial accident. He was using a saw in a plastic mouldings factory but being the cocky **** he was didn’t put the guard down. His hand was very very badly severed. Peter won’t be stealing bikes again.
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,071
- Thread starter
- #34
Almost retro law karma, where a chopped hand was the price for theft. Which is fair enough
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,071
- Thread starter
- #35
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
There was this young chap who worked in a bookies. He was a cocky little shit, enjoyed seeing me lose and if I won, he'd say under his breath: "You lucky c*nt". I'd never done anything to upset him then one day he came in with a bruised face with black eyes, split lip after a night out in Brighton. He'd lost all his confidence and it was great to see. Every time the door opened he jumped out of fright.
So a big thank you to whoever gave that five-star c*ck a proper hiding.
So a big thank you to whoever gave that five-star c*ck a proper hiding.
Throughout my life, everyone who has ever crossed me has come a cropper. Generally in proportion to how annoyed or inconvenienced I felt at the time. Harsh maybe. But.....fair
Incidentally when I put people on NSC on ignore, I'm doing them a massive favour.
I will never upset you, Harry.
DavidRyder
Well-known member
- Jul 23, 2013
- 2,885
One night after work maybe about 10 years ago, the trains in London were all being cancelled (I can't remember which reason of the many choices it was). At Victoria, the concourse was full, the trains were rare. So if you saw one going in your general direction, it was advisable to squeeze on. My rare train was announced, which saw scenes befitting the start of a Primark sale on Oxford Street. Manners went out the window as it was every person for themselves. In front of me was a pushy type (literally), so I was delighted when his mobile got knocked out of his hand by someone's bag, across the edge of the platform and went under said train! So he couldn't get on, and would have to wait to get his phone back. Oh, and have to wait ages for the next train. Lovely stuff.
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,989
stayed overnight in an oppo's house in plymouth, him and his missus asked me to pop to the shop to get some beer, i duly obliged. i (which was not very often) didn't fancy a drink so i purchased myself some freshly squeezed orange juice (large cartons x 2). i went for a dump upon my return. when i came out of the bog they giggled and said that phil had seen off both of the orange juice cartons. i then had to have beer instead. karma = he shat the bed, too much orange juice, his missus was a little loud running around his house covered in shite.