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[Misc] Public toilet pooing



kalinx

Member
Jan 11, 2006
118
Was discussing with mates and thought it needed airing on nsc.

When defecating in a public toilet, do you

  1. flush and then push so noone hears the musical noises
  2. leave a landing pad of paper so noone hears the thud
  3. before sitting on the throne, leave a bed of paper so not to touch plastic
  4. all of above

If other, please list
 








marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,903
Was discussing with mates and thought it needed airing on nsc.

When defecating in a public toilet, do you

  1. flush and then push so noone hears the musical noises
  2. leave a landing pad of paper so noone hears the thud
  3. before sitting on the throne, leave a bed of paper so not to touch plastic
  4. all of above

If other, please list

Why is Noone hovering outside public toilets? He should be concentrating on trying to ensure Bolton maintain their Championship status.
 














Petunia

Living the dream
NSC Patreon
May 8, 2013
2,252
Downunder
Was discussing with mates and thought it needed airing on nsc.

When defecating in a public toilet, do you

  1. flush and then push so noone hears the musical noises
  2. leave a landing pad of paper so noone hears the thud
  3. before sitting on the throne, leave a bed of paper so not to touch plastic
  4. all of above

If other, please list

Less than an average of 9 posts a year and you start a thread on crapping in a public loo:eek:

Love it:lolol::lolol::lolol:
 


Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
NSC Patreon
Jul 15, 2009
9,762
Haywards Heath
Make as much noise as possible with groans of "Oh, my piles!" before each wipe is getting louder.

If your boss was to be in the room while defecating then you have a ready-made excuse for a sickie. Bingo! :thumbsup:

Paper round the plastic seat as well.
 






sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,737
town full of eejits
i have a monday morning ritual in the builders yard i frequent..........complete clear out sans flush......it's the least they deserve. pubs , nightclubs , casinos its a stand on the seat or hover depending on alcohol intake ....restaurants i normal take my chances ....unless its Chinese , Turkish or Moroccan in which case i stand on the seat like every other punter.
 








jonnyrovers

mostly tinpot
Aug 13, 2013
1,181
Shoreham-by-Sea
Wait there in silence until everyone has vacated the room and then do your business how you please.

I was once pissing in the urinal of a completely silent pub toilet when a voice came from the cubicle:

‘Do me a favour mate’

‘What?’

‘Hit the hand drier.’

His wish was granted.
 


marcos3263

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2009
919
Fishersgate and Proud
As I get older I get less concerned by such matters. we all shit. Even the pretty ones.

Go to Sainsburys and you will see very attractive women with a 12 roll pack under their arms - thats cos they shit as well.

So as long as its clean I will happily poo anywhere.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I followed foul-mouthed wing-legend John Robinson into a toilet a number of years ago. And more recently Ralph Fiennes. On each occasion i have wee-ed a little near them. The next celebrity i see entering a bathroom i intend to accompany with a loud and raucous ploppage, with an audible mutter of Your Majesty as each parcel falls.
 






sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,737
town full of eejits
I followed foul-mouthed wing-legend John Robinson into a toilet a number of years ago. And more recently Ralph Fiennes. On each occasion i have wee-ed a little near them. The next celebrity i see entering a bathroom i intend to accompany with a loud and raucous ploppage, with an audible mutter of Your Majesty as each parcel falls.

parcel.....?? nugget shirley ...?? clinker...??
 



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