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[Football] Staines massive



brighton terra

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Dec 5, 2008
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Worthing
Keep an eye out for the Merthyr Town v Staines Town score in the Evostick Premier Division South. A cricket score is on the cards. It’s 8-0 at half-time!
 




Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
They've already been on the end of a 7-0 and a 10-3 in the last couple of months! Do they lock their defence in the changing rooms for a laugh every week?

They've shipped 120 goals so far this season... :eek:
 
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edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
47,228
9-0. Has a ring about it.

You've forgotten the BBC Grandstand rule that if a score exceeds 6, you have to spell the number out so people know it's not a typo.

For example (plucking one out of the air): Liverpool 9 (NINE) Crystal Palace 0.
 


edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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A Merthyr player has just been booked for "a bad tackle".

As unnecessary bookings go, that one's got to be up there.
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,331
Faversham
They've already been on the end of a 7-0 and a 10-3 in the last couple of months! Do they lock their defence in the changing rooms for a laugh every week?

They've shipped 120 goals so far this season... :eek:

Nothing is shitter than Fort William. Their official pages are months out of date. From an unofficial page, their tremendous league form is a marvel to behold. They had a points deduction at the start of the season (for being irredeemably shit, perhaps). They still have negative points. In March. Breathtaking. They are barely fit to play in the Fort William league.

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edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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For some reason, I'm imagining a Welsh male voice choir singing "Are you Palace in disguise?" in tenor and baritone.

This is a tremendous notion. I'd like to think it's is reverberating around the hillsides as we speak, followed by "Your keeper's a shocker, he can't catch a cold " to the tune of Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.
 




el punal

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Nothing is shitter than Fort William. Their official pages are months out of date. From an unofficial page, their tremendous league form is a marvel to behold. They had a points deduction at the start of the season (for being irredeemably shit, perhaps). They still have negative points. In March. Breathtaking. They are barely fit to play in the Fort William league.

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What in the name of Holy F*** is a football league table doing under U.K. Doctor Salary Report - unless it’s related to high blood pressure? :D
 













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