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Albalbion

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2009
1,242
Kingston
If youre going to use enough to cheese to hide a horse, i would suggest that amount of cheese would actually be more noticeable than the horse itself thereby rendering it redundant as anyone looking for the horse would surely have a look at this cheese monument and find the horse anyway.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
69,880
If youre going to use enough to cheese to hide a horse, i would suggest that amount of cheese would actually be more noticeable than the horse itself thereby rendering it redundant as anyone looking for the horse would surely have a look at this cheese monument and find the horse anyway.

Not if you hid it caerphilly
 


bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,050
Dubai








Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
That's why the Police couldn't find Shergar. They were looking for a horse, rather than a cheese monument.
 








pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,178
West, West, West Sussex
On the assumption the basis of this being a joke is that "marscapone" sounds a bit like "mask a pony", why would putting a mask on a pony help you hide a horse? Doesn't make sense.
 
















BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,777
WeHo
Did you hear about the cheese monger that decided to paint his mare a different colour? He double Gloucester.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,165
Arundel
A horse is usually over 14.2 hands high, whereas a pony is below this height, so what are you trying to hide, a horse or a pony, I think you need to be clearer.
 









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