[Misc] Thread for completely random nonsense.

Taybha · Mar 20, 2019

I usually look at the matchday threads around 7pm for this sort of thing but whilst I’m here did you know if you shave off half your moustache the shaved part will grow 3 times faster than the unshaven part , bollox ! I hear you say , I can’t answer that one yet .

Coldeanseagull · Mar 20, 2019

Completely random nonsense? I don't have a bookface account

seagullwedgee · Mar 20, 2019

If you rip a hole in a goal net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Intentionally losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Which letter is silent in the word SCENT? The S or the C?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse, and only the rich owned cars. Today everyone owns a car, and only the rich own horses.

Megazone · Mar 20, 2019

If you blend your own shit in with marmite and peanuts.

It'll come out as raisons.

DavidRyder · Mar 20, 2019

Tom Hark Preston Park · Mar 20, 2019

Bozza said:
Isn't this a site predominantly for completely random nonsense?

You mean like collection day for the black recycling bins?

albionfan37 · Mar 20, 2019

cloud said:
Ladies and gents, I bring you ... Mexican toilets

http://www.terraartesana.com/mexican-toilets/talavera-toilet-sets/

Some of those bogs wouldn’t be good for counting your carrots after a night on the sauce

pearl · Mar 20, 2019

seagullwedgee said:
If you rip a hole in a goal net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Intentionally losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Which letter is silent in the word SCENT? The S or the C?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse, and only the rich owned cars. Today everyone owns a car, and only the rich own horses.

I don't own a car and neither does my neighbour

Lindfield by the Pond · Mar 20, 2019

gary leeds said:
did they look like these?

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n, y, n

Harry Wilson's tackle · Mar 20, 2019

raymondo · Mar 20, 2019

Poirot is on TV now... and yesterday too

Albion my Albion · Mar 20, 2019

seagullwedgee said:
Which letter is silent in the word SCENT? The S or the C?

In my part of the Midlands, both the S and the C.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Mar 20, 2019

Nottseagull · Mar 20, 2019

Preston Park and London Road stations are closer than you think.

Algernon · Mar 20, 2019

Juan Albion · Mar 21, 2019

maltaseagull said:
Yesterday was a Public Holiday in Malta. (Feast of St. Joseph)

Coincidentally, yesterday was the Feast of San Jose here in Panama. They had a big party and everything.

Juan Albion · Mar 21, 2019

Time for this again, I think.

Albion my Albion · Mar 21, 2019

Megazone · Mar 21, 2019

Juan Albion · Mar 21, 2019

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