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[Politics] You couldn’t make it up...
- Thread starter Fountainhead
- Start date
There's been a stabbing"
"Quick, get me the GPS tracking for every knife in a 3 mile radius"
"OK, it says there are 120,000 of them, mostly in kitchens"
"Bollocks, thought we had them then"
"Could ask those young lads with the machete"
"Nah, they've got a mackerel, been fishing"
"Quick, get me the GPS tracking for every knife in a 3 mile radius"
"OK, it says there are 120,000 of them, mostly in kitchens"
"Bollocks, thought we had them then"
"Could ask those young lads with the machete"
"Nah, they've got a mackerel, been fishing"
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
As revealed on another thread, it was Propper and Van Aanholt, fellow Dutch players greeting each other.
It would certainly make it quicker finding all the bodies
If a GPS is put in all knives it creates another possibility like the wonderful postcode lottery. Each evening a random GPS location is selected by computer [a celebrity pushing the button] and the owner of the knife closest to this location wins £20,000. Bonus prizes could be awarded depending on what function the knife was performing at the precise time the winning location is selected. For example, chopping celery, stabbing someone [the exorbitant prize should pretty much ensure the owner turns up to collect], scraping the mud off of one's son's footie boots, peeling carrots and so on.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Apparently, Zaha was hugging the Brighton players too.
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Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Can you imagine Peter Ward and Jim Cannon behaving like that back in the day?