[Albion] The world's most dangerous jobs

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Sure Army Bomb Disposal can be tricky.
Firefighters are asking for trouble
Trump's bodyguard - that'll be a futile bullet to take.

But all of them must pale into insignificance when compared with the position of:-

Glenn Murray's striker understudy.

"Oh so Andone's taking my place, is he"?

 

Leekbrookgull

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Jul 14, 2005

16,250

Leek

• Mar 11, 2019

• #2

Boeing Pilots ? Sorry. Respect.

 

B-right-on

Living the dream

Apr 23, 2015

6,171

Shoreham Beaaaach

• Mar 11, 2019

• #3

Chris Hughton's Anger Management Counsellor.

 

dejavuatbtn

Well-known member

Aug 4, 2010

7,192

Henfield

• Mar 11, 2019

• #4

Water bottle stacker.

 

sully

Dunscouting

Jul 7, 2003

7,831

Worthing

• Mar 11, 2019

• #5

Stat Brother said:

Glenn Murray's striker understudy.

"Oh so Andone's taking my place, is he"?

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Hardly dangerous. Futile, maybe.

 

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011

63,938

Withdean area

• Mar 11, 2019

• #6

Championship midfielder - just a coward’s punch away from hitting the deck.

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,966

Newmarket.

• Mar 11, 2019

• #7

Katie Price's gynaecologist.

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Mar 11, 2019

• #8

Chris Grayling's publicist.

 

SUIYHP

The King's Gull

Apr 16, 2009

1,899

Inside Southwick Tunnel

• Mar 11, 2019

• #9

Wilfried Zaha's diving instructor

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004

18,704

Hurst Green

• Mar 11, 2019

• #10

Algernon said:

Katie Price's gynaecologist.

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essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014

4,123

• Mar 11, 2019

• #11

A human cannonball in a circus.

At least you travel and meet people mind.

 

Superphil

Dismember

Jul 7, 2003

25,419

In a pile of football shirts

• Mar 11, 2019

• #12

Algernon said:

Katie Price's gynaecologist.

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Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,966

Newmarket.

• Mar 11, 2019

• #13

essbee1 said:

A human cannonball in a circus.

At least you travel and meet people mind.

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Sounds too good to be true. There must be a catch.

 

Dorset Seagull

Once Dolphin, Now Seagull

Feb 21, 2009

4,426

Shaftesbury Dorset ( Hovis hill to you )

• Mar 11, 2019

• #14

Algernon said:

Katie Price's gynaecologist.

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I heard the last 2 are still trying to get out

 

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003

47,221

• Mar 11, 2019

• #15

Being Wilfried Zaha.

Imagine having to live your life, knowing all those other footballers are basically trying to kill you to death, simply because of your world-class skills and tremendous attitude.

Poor Wilfried.

 

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Lindfield by the Pond

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Jan 10, 2009

1,887

Lindfield (near the pond)

• Mar 11, 2019

• #16

Captain Aston Villa

 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch

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Oct 27, 2003

21,005

The arse end of Hangleton

• Mar 12, 2019

• #17

Dorset Seagull said:

I heard the last 2 are still trying to get out

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Nothing ever comes out a black hole .... stuff only goes in.

 

Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised

Aug 5, 2003

14,105

The democratic and free EU

• Mar 12, 2019

• #18

Westdene Seagull said:

Nothing ever comes out a black hole ....

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Apart from the third Shredded Wheat.