[Albion] Song for Ali J

brighton terra

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Dec 5, 2008

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Worthing

• Mar 10, 2019

• #1

I’ve not seen or heard this one before, but I think it could have legs!

There's a starman
Playing on the right
His name is Alireza
And he's ****ing dynamite

Courtesy of @_RyanLang1

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

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Burgess Hill

• Mar 10, 2019

• #2

brighton terra said:

I’ve not seen or heard this one before, but I think it could have legs!

There's a starman
Playing on the right
His name is Alireza
And he's ****ing dynamite

Courtesy of @_RyanLang1

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Winner !

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Mar 10, 2019

• #3

Another song FELCHED from someone else , BORING

 

Commander

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• Mar 10, 2019

• #4

Palace sing this about Townsend.

 

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clockend1983

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• Mar 10, 2019

• #5

brighton terra said:

I’ve not seen or heard this one before, but I think it could have legs!

There's a starman
Playing on the right
His name is Alireza
And he's ****ing dynamite

Courtesy of @_RyanLang1

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Doesn’t he play on the left
So would need to alter the lyrics

 

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clockend1983

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Apr 1, 2010

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• Mar 10, 2019

• #6

clockend1983 said:

Doesn’t he play on the left
So would need to alter the lyrics

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Or use it as a new song for Anthony

 

Commander

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Apr 28, 2004

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London

• Mar 10, 2019

• #7

Or make up one that isn’t stolen from another club.

 

nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003

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Manchester

• Mar 10, 2019

• #8

Has a song that has been suggested on NSC, or indeed any club’s fans’ forum, ever actually made it to the terraces, or is it still an organic process?

 

Puppet Master

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Aug 14, 2012

4,055

• Mar 10, 2019

• #9

nwgull said:

Has a song that has been suggested on NSC, or indeed any club’s fans’ forum, ever actually made it to the terraces, or is it still an organic process?

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William Buckley runs down the wing for me

 

Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003

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Online

• Mar 10, 2019

• #10

We need to sign a compatriot so we can sing "Iranian men (hallelujah)".

 

Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012

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Crawley

• Mar 12, 2019

• #11

brighton terra said:

I’ve not seen or heard this one before, but I think it could have legs!

There's a starman
Playing on the right
His name is Alireza
And he's ****ing dynamite

Courtesy of @_RyanLang1

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Here is my offering.

To Englishman in New York.

He's a Winger that has got it all,
He's got a tidy beard and tash,
We get excited when he's got the ball,
he's Ali- Rezza-Ja-Han-Bash

Ohhh-o he's Iranian, a lightning fast Iranian,
he's Ali-Rezza-Ja-Han-Bash.

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,507

Mid mid mid Sussex

• Mar 12, 2019

• #12

Can we not nick that Liverpool song:

"Ali, Ali, Ali"

 

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Exile

Objective but passionate

Aug 10, 2014

2,367

• Mar 12, 2019

• #13

Baldseagull said:

Here is my offering.

To Englishman in New York.

He's a Winger that has got it all,
He's got a tidy beard and tash,
We get excited when he's got the ball,
he's Ali- Rezza-Ja-Han-Bash

Ohhh-o he's Iranian, a lightning fast Iranian,
he's Ali-Rezza-Ja-Han-Bash.

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If only.

 

Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003

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West Sussex

• Mar 12, 2019

• #14

Ooh Al, Ali
Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali Akanbash.

#simples

 

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Exile

Objective but passionate

Aug 10, 2014

2,367

• Mar 12, 2019

• #15

The MACARENA, innit.

Alireza, Alireza, Alireza, Alireza
Alireza, Alireza, Alireza, Alireza
Alireza, Alireza, Alireza, Alireza
Heeeeey Alireza!

I reckon people could even learn all the words...

Less is more, with chants - there's no need to try to be CLEVER - that's why Bissouma! works.

 

Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003

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West Sussex

• Mar 12, 2019

• #16

Exile said:

The MACARENA, innit.

Alireza, Alireza, Alireza, Alireza
Alireza, Alireza, Alireza, Alireza
Alireza, Alireza, Alireza, Alireza
Heeeeey Alireza!

I reckon people could even learn all the words...

Less is more, with chants - there's no need to try to be CLEVER - that's why Bissouma! works.

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This... with the ACTIONS

 

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raymondo

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Apr 26, 2017

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Wiltshire

• Mar 12, 2019

• #17

There's a starman
Playing on the left
His name is Alireza
His opponent is bereft .... of ideas... possibly...

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Mar 12, 2019

• #18

His name is Alireza
He was top scorer in Eredivisie
But now he can’t hit a barn door
And he is no better than Mackail Smith

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,498

England

• Mar 12, 2019

• #19

To Reef's Place your Hands

He's from Iran, he gives me hope,
He's a winger, who shoots at goal
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go

He's from Iran, he gives me hope,
He's a winger, who shoots at goal
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go

Pick Jahanbakhsh, Pick Jahanbakhsh.
Pick Jahanbakhsh, Pick Jahanbakhsh.

 

Last edited: Mar 12, 2019

symyjym

Banned

Nov 2, 2009

13,138

Brighton / Hove actually

• Mar 12, 2019

• #20

Prince Ali,
Fabulous he
Ali Jahanbakhsh
Can you flex
Show some respect
Down on one knee
Now try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunady Salam
Then come and meet his spectacular courtary.

Repeat

https://youtu.be/aEryAoLfnAA