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[News] Man looking for long lost love...but can't remember her name
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LamieRobertson
Not awoke
You didn't stoop to a 5 to 2 job at The Junction.
Surprised someone hasn't already contacted Jodi doherty-cove (the esteemed creator of this Pulitzer winning piece) claiming to be "Elizabeth" who has in the years since this encounter, undergone a gender change and is now going by the name of Richard! 
Tempting....
Tempting....
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
- 2,888
Well I clicked on the link, read it, and thought to myself - 'Actually, I never go on the Argus website, what else is going on in Brighton?' And the next link I visited was about a man on a bus masturbating. Creme de la creme (no pun intended) of journalism.
Birdie Boy
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- Jun 17, 2011
- 4,108
He wants to marry her and move to England and claim disability benefits, I bet!
Maybe her name was actually Amber.
Hampster Gull
New member
- Dec 22, 2010
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What he is looking for is his long lost youth, she is the symptom not the cause. Trouble is it will never come back. Deep for me.
Southern Scouse
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- Jul 21, 2011
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I don’t remember the names of hardly any of the women I have loved :whisky
Must have seen her tits up close.
He should stop watching Dirty Dancing and listening to the sound track and find some woman in North Carolina.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
She’s probably as rough as shit now, move on fella
America - A Horse With No Name+Lyrics - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
Lyrics
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
Lyrics
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
Publius Ovidius
Well-known member
One of my all time favourite songs...and I can play it( as everyone who can't play a guitar) on the guitar!
Wardy's twin
Well-known member
- Oct 21, 2014
- 8,448
I thought this article was better....
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/174...ht-attendant-during-drunken-rant/?ref=mr&lp=8
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/174...ht-attendant-during-drunken-rant/?ref=mr&lp=8
pearl
Well-known member
The Argus is turning into a parody of itself ..... Viz
Another quality piece! That reminds me of the scene in Wolf Of Wall St where Belfort wakes up strapped to his seat, not remembering what the **** he's done.....