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[News] Man looking for long lost love...but can't remember her name







Albalbion

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2009
1,242
Kingston
That link just took me to some drivel about office space... I admit i only skimmed it because it was as boring as hell but i didn't see anything about some donut forgetting his mrs?
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,265
??? wrong link methinks
 








rippleman

Well-known member
Oct 18, 2011
4,521
"I will never forget her"

But he can't even remember her name??

That's true love right there that is.
 


Wozza

Shite Supporter
Jul 6, 2003
23,585
Online
"Mr Kelso is disabled and has trouble walking after three back surgeries for injuries sustained in parachute jumps."

Sounds quite a catch.
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patreon
Oct 27, 2003
20,938
The arse end of Hangleton
That's it - tonight I'm kicking Mrs W to the kerb and hunting down a slapper I remember sleeping with in 1991. Bugger if I can remember her name though .....
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,265
oh its on the Argus site. bugger that. i might like to start a binfest about open offices instead.
 












LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
'He said: “If she does read this paper, I will get a passport and save some money so I came meet her at London Heathrow airport.”'

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This is quite marvellous. Well done The Argus!
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,381
Suspect, and with his condition, which one board member sees fit to poke fun at, he may be going through a bad period in his life if he is going to these lengths to recover something so long gone.

Shame he's gone public. It will only be a troll fest.
 










LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,487
SHOREHAM BY SEA
'He said: “If she does read this paper, I will get a passport and save some money so I came meet her at London Heathrow airport.”'

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This is quite marvellous. Well done The Argus!

I can see one immediate flaw in that plan
 



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