Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊
[Football] Who is the WORST football pundit out there currently?
- Thread starter Tooting Gull
- Start date
Steve McManaman
Always comes over as a smug pr*ck and capped it off when we played Liverpool at Anfield and he gave the MOTM award to James Milner (ahead of the outstanding Alisson) "because at least we can interview him in English".
Always comes over as a smug pr*ck and capped it off when we played Liverpool at Anfield and he gave the MOTM award to James Milner (ahead of the outstanding Alisson) "because at least we can interview him in English".
As much as I find it hard to say I quite like Simon Jordan and does provide some interesting insight to running a club. Still a tosser though for obvious reasons.
crodonilson
He/Him
Jame 'he literally took his head off with that challenge' Redknapp
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,221
Merson.
It's staggering that somebody so utterly incompetent at his job actually gets employed in this field. A job which requires one to speak concisely and offer well-thought critical analysis of a football match. Merson can barely string a sentence together, the pathetic specimen that he is, but because the rest of the Soccer Saturday panel is comprised of other washed up old footballers, it's all just "Hahahahaha, you tell 'em, Merse, you loveable old waster, with your slurring LADZ BANTZ and your cheeky cocaine habit". I find him intolerable.
Danny Murphy is also a bore, and has an irritating habit of name dropping at every opportunity. Barely a programme goes by without a "Well when I played with XXX, he was always a quiet lad" or similar.
It's staggering that somebody so utterly incompetent at his job actually gets employed in this field. A job which requires one to speak concisely and offer well-thought critical analysis of a football match. Merson can barely string a sentence together, the pathetic specimen that he is, but because the rest of the Soccer Saturday panel is comprised of other washed up old footballers, it's all just "Hahahahaha, you tell 'em, Merse, you loveable old waster, with your slurring LADZ BANTZ and your cheeky cocaine habit". I find him intolerable.
Danny Murphy is also a bore, and has an irritating habit of name dropping at every opportunity. Barely a programme goes by without a "Well when I played with XXX, he was always a quiet lad" or similar.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Wright. Redknapp.
Tooting Gull
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
- Thread starter
- #27
The Liverpool title challenge is definitely testing the impartiality of the large ex-Scouser media contingent. An edgy Souness can barely keep his shit together in the studio these days when commenting on one of their matches. And any pretence of objectivity is right out of the window with Murphy as well.
Top thread
I'm going to go for Jamie Carragher. Obviously he's not the least knowledgeable, but I can't stand having that disgusting spitting **** on my tv.
Purely in terms of least knowledgeable, Christ that's a fierce competition.
I think Carra will be genuinely ANGRY that he hasn't got a specific mention on this thread, so I must rectify that before he starts gobbing off
Top thread
I'm going to go for Jamie Carragher. Obviously he's not the least knowledgeable, but I can't stand having that disgusting spitting **** on my tv.
Purely in terms of least knowledgeable, Christ that's a fierce competition.
Triggaaar, our posts crossed. Great minds and all that
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Another vote for Dean “well if it was me” Saunders craps on about how brilliant he was aaaaalllll the time.
Tough call between Merson (as thick as pigshit, shouldn't be anywhere near public broadcasting), Owen (talks in cliches, dull, monotone delivery) and McManaman (still wearing his Liverpool kit, red-rimmed specs etc). Crooks would probably be pushing for a top three place if one the others gets ousted.
Albion Robster
Well-known member
Chris Sutton.
Thread closed.
The guy is an absolute troll! I don't know why broadcasters have him on shows.
Thread closed.
The guy is an absolute troll! I don't know why broadcasters have him on shows.
McTavish
Well-known member
- Nov 5, 2014
- 1,562
Many of the names mentioned here are poor pundits - boring, insular and lazy - but for toweringly wilful ignorance and unbelievably mis-placed self confidence you really have to reach in to the depths that only the banterboys on Talksport can plumb.
Micky Quinn is obviously a tedious professional scouser without an original thought in his bovine head but for sheer stupidity and self-preening arrogance I give you...Jason Cundy.
Micky Quinn is obviously a tedious professional scouser without an original thought in his bovine head but for sheer stupidity and self-preening arrogance I give you...Jason Cundy.
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,063
I’m still enjoying his mutely laugh, sure it’ll wear off but for now I quite like Chris Sutton. There are many worse. Lineker has become insufferabley smug of late, footballs equivalent of Peter Jones
exKT17
Well-known member
It's a competitive field but here's another vote for Sutton, I refuse to listen to the insufferable knob.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
As does Ince, using his black master card to try to get a job he thoroughly doesn't deserve.
blue-shifted
Banned
Lawrenson = Tedious, unfunny, never brings anything but dull platitudes
Falmer Flutter ©
Well-known member
Martin Keown. Heart sinks when I hear him on commentary.
1. Has a. Very. Awkward way of. Talking.
2. Says "for me" after every sentence.
3. Constantly getting laws of the game wrong. Had one the other week when apparently a penalty shouldn't be awarded because the fouled player wouldn't have got the ball.
4. Breathes audibly through his mouth when he stops talking. Like a sharp intake of breathe. Once you notice this it'll drive you bonkers.
5. Awkward "banter" with main commentator.
6. Says nothing analytical of note. Just tells us what a replay is showing.
7. Contrary ****. If a striker shot he should have passed, if he passed he should have shot.
8. "Have I mentioned that I used to be a hard man."
9. Ridiculous Arsenal bias.
10. Mickey Adams called him the worst professional he has ever worked with so that's good enough for me.
1. Has a. Very. Awkward way of. Talking.
2. Says "for me" after every sentence.
3. Constantly getting laws of the game wrong. Had one the other week when apparently a penalty shouldn't be awarded because the fouled player wouldn't have got the ball.
4. Breathes audibly through his mouth when he stops talking. Like a sharp intake of breathe. Once you notice this it'll drive you bonkers.
5. Awkward "banter" with main commentator.
6. Says nothing analytical of note. Just tells us what a replay is showing.
7. Contrary ****. If a striker shot he should have passed, if he passed he should have shot.
8. "Have I mentioned that I used to be a hard man."
9. Ridiculous Arsenal bias.
10. Mickey Adams called him the worst professional he has ever worked with so that's good enough for me.