[Misc] How can I stretch my wife's ring ?

sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• Feb 16, 2019

• #41

Nottseagull said:

Suggest a diet?

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fat fingered ****.......

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Feb 16, 2019

• #42

sydney said:

fat fingered ****.......[emoji38]ol:

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https://youtu.be/Zv1w9bg3bMM

 

Jim Van Winkle

Well-known member

Jul 14, 2010

3,125

Hawaii

• Feb 16, 2019

• #43

sussex_guy2k2 said:

That's the great thing about all of our rings. They're built to return to their norm after a good stretching.

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Jim Van Winkle

Well-known member

Jul 14, 2010

3,125

Hawaii

• Feb 16, 2019

• #44

LlcoolJ said:

Good luck with trying to dry fist a wedding ring. [emoji16]

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Many a Winter morning it has been thumbed in dry.

 

whosthedaddy

striker256

Apr 20, 2007

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Hove

• Feb 16, 2019

• #45

Still laughing after I first spotted this threads title late Friday evening

 

PTC Gull

Micky Mouse country.

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Apr 17, 2017

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Florida

• Feb 16, 2019

• #46

Titanic said:

For our 25th wedding anniversary, my wife and I had our rings remodelled. The old ones had taken a right battering over the years and worn thin and out of shape. The renewed versions are thicker, much stronger and incorporate a rounded edge for improved comfort.

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I am still trying to figure if you are serious or I am missing some double entendres here. Either way had me laughing