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[Humour] Joke Du Jour
- Thread starter narly101
- Start date
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Surely the sensible thing would be to use at least four folds
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
My extensive research leads me to the possibility that Wilko do not deal in 1 Ply, even in their bargain range. I smell something.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Any particular flavour of eastern philosophy?
Ignoring the joke, and focusing on this image...
Who in Wilko's marketing department, decided that highlighting the word FUN, within 'Functional', was the best way to go to market toilet paper. Exactly what did they have in mind?
pasty
A different kind of pasty
As did the OP I'd imagine
MattBackHome
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,720
Why not get a Bidet plumbed in? Handing for washing your botty but also good for cleaning football boots!
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
There are some things in life you shouldn't scrimp on. Toilet paper is one of them. It's your own fault you cheap-skate. Now wash your hands.
Birdie Boy
Well-known member
- Jun 17, 2011
- 4,108
You could be in a sticky situation if the toilet paper was not FUNctional...
el punal
Well-known member
Only if you’ve had a shit game.
I was going to post a joke about sodium, but I was like, Na, people won't get it.
Moshe Gariani
Well-known member
- Mar 10, 2005
- 12,070
Why exactly did you bother to type a post telling us about your sodium joke but not include the actual joke...?
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Some might, give it a bash.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
I was going to post a joke about the binary system but I though no, there are only 10 types of people that understand it. Those that do, and those that don't.
el punal
Well-known member
Ah, see what you did there!
I never had anything but shit games
Not exactly flushed with success, eh?
Not exactly flushed with success, eh?
You're trying to get a chain going, aren't you? Must drive U round the BEND.
