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Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,371
West west west Sussex
Scientists have grown vocal cords in a petri dish.



The results speak for themselves.
 






Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,381
How can the results speak for themselves when they are published ?
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,341
Faversham
No....this is a perfect joke. I won't have anything said against it. Mind you, without lungs, I won't hear anything said for it either. Or ears, obviously.
 


BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
10,778
WeHo
So did they grow a tongue with them too?
 








Tim Over Whelmed

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NSC Patreon
Jul 24, 2007
10,165
Arundel
Surely such a significant breakthrough would need protection in some way, I think they're unwise to start discussing this on a public forum until they've secured sufficient protection for their IP.
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!








Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,612
Quaxxann
Scientists have grown vocal cords in a petri dish.



The results speak for themselves.

Chinese scientists have reverse engineered this biotechnological breakthrough.



Cultural appropriation.
 



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