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[Albion] Did Murray just score with his left testicle?







spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
9,814
Crawley
Needs a gif
 




Arthritic Toe

Well-known member
Nov 25, 2005
2,400
Swindon
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No - I think its his right.
 


Sussex Nomad

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
I once scored with a ball that just hit my nads on the way through, painful but I was happy.
 






PTC Gull

Micky Mouse country.
NSC Patron
Apr 17, 2017
1,202
Florida
So I open this thread and this appeared on my screen....

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Rather apt I thought!
 






Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,989
he scores with his balls
he scores with his baaaaaalls
glen murray
he scores with his balls

was sang last night
 












edna krabappel

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,222
Fact of the day: Glenn Murray's testicles have scored more goals this season than Christian Benteke, and only need another couple to equal Zaha's total.


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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,500
England
One, two, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Five, six, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Nine, ten, score with cock. Score with cock right?
Murrays gonna cock the ball with all his might.

Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We've got a song for the the cock striking one.
He's gonna cock the ball with all his might
He's gonna cock cock cock or use testy right
Murrays gonna cock the ball tonight.
 






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