[Humour] Old Songs

dazzer6666 said:

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MarioOrlandi said:

Since we were singing a few golden oldies during the first half on Saturday, thought I would bring an old favourite up to date.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She stalks you like a lion
But when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Maty Ryan

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really gets turned on
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Getan Bong

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really likes a hunk
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Lewis Dunk

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really gets all huffy
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Shane Duffy

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes it up the bum hole
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Captain Bruno

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes to have a fart
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Solly March

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes to do it all evening
When shes shagging Beckham
She dreams of Dale Stephens

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes to do it proper
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Davy Propper

Posh Spice is a slapper
She shags with all her heart
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Anthony Knockeart

Posh Spice is a slapper
She doesn't give a toss
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Pascal Groß

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always in a hurry
When she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Glenn Murray

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