Sounds like he was arrested for enjoying himself!Court records have revealed that Wayne Rooney was arrested for public swearing and intoxication
Sounds like he was playing for England.
There's me thinking we were about to sing Demoldin Abdujaperov
He's proved he's clearly got a brain the size of a button mushroom plenty of times in the past, so I'd expect no less. I read the story on Sky news and didn't even raise an eyebrow. Nothing to see here.