[Misc] Dry ******ng

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Huple

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May 28, 2008

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Standish Sanatarium

• Jan 5, 2019

• #1

/As an alcoholic and knowing that avenues out, I thought I should do my bit so I’ve decided to do ‘Drywan**ng’ for January. So no self abuse. If I come back here on Feb 1st and tell you how many times I’ve fancied one but refrained I think some sort of contribution to the REMF should be forthcoming if you would like to throw some in the kitty.

It will be very hard I know. I’ve told the lads at work and they all said good luck.

Last year year Father O’Hannigan only got to Feb 11th.

 

sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

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town full of eejits

• Jan 5, 2019

• #2

your thread title has one too many asterisks for wan**ng.......xx

 

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Sussex Nomad

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EP

• Jan 5, 2019

• #3

Huple said:

throw some in the kitty.

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Kitty don't bite.

 

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Huple

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Standish Sanatarium

• Jan 5, 2019

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sydney said:

your thread title has one too many asterisks for wan**ng.......xx

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Well Im getting older now you know.

 

Jesus Gul

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Feb 23, 2004

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• Jan 5, 2019

• #5

I think you’ll be contributing at least half a test tube to REMF on 1 Feb

 

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redoubtable seagull

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• Jan 5, 2019

• #6

sydney said:

your thread title has one too many asterisks for wan**ng.......xx

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Dry swan**g, perhaps?

 

Two Professors

Two Mad Professors

Jul 13, 2009

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Multicultural Brum

• Jan 5, 2019

• #7

Dry cleaning?

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Telford

• Jan 5, 2019

• #8

I've heard that when dry wan**ng, after the 3rd one of the day Mr Knob gets a bit sore.