Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was CUEING up with my pal TREV yesterday as he was buying me a lovely REFRESHING pint of Fosters to wish me a happy new year and I told him some JUICY gossip my SAUCE had told me. I'm not allowed to post it on here as I have a SUPER injunction BANNING me from REVEALING myself.
Anyway I was telling TREV about KNOCKOUT having a TANTRUM at the ARSENAL game. Hughton had come into the dressing room before the match and as he did he had OBVIOUSLY overdosed on the stuffing and SPROUTS as he let RIP with an EVILY MASSIVE fart and it went off right next to KNOCKOUT who was FURIOUS at such DISRESPECT.
Everyone thought it had been smoothed over but as the team came into the dressing room yesterday someone had dropped another MEATY one and KNOCKOUT thought it was Hughton and they had a MASSIVE bust up and KNOCKOUT stormed out of the dressing room saying he wasn't going to play. BURNO had to chase after him in case he did something STUPID to himself like DYE his HAIR blonde again.
Which is why KNOCKOUT and BURNO were not in the squad yesterday and not many knew the FACTS.
As I was telling TREV this I noticed this OLD bloke leaning far too close to us trying to EARWIG what I was saying, he stepped back and shouted 'Do you want a BOVRIL Ben ?' and someone shouted back 'No thanks GRANDAD'. I reckon he was trying to listen to my JUICY gossip and post it on here trying to be 'No.1 poster of the year on NSC' obviously but I caught him out.
I don't know who the old BLOKE was but I think it's terrible that me and TREV can't have a gossip without someone trying to listen in.
Anyway I was telling TREV about KNOCKOUT having a TANTRUM at the ARSENAL game. Hughton had come into the dressing room before the match and as he did he had OBVIOUSLY overdosed on the stuffing and SPROUTS as he let RIP with an EVILY MASSIVE fart and it went off right next to KNOCKOUT who was FURIOUS at such DISRESPECT.
Everyone thought it had been smoothed over but as the team came into the dressing room yesterday someone had dropped another MEATY one and KNOCKOUT thought it was Hughton and they had a MASSIVE bust up and KNOCKOUT stormed out of the dressing room saying he wasn't going to play. BURNO had to chase after him in case he did something STUPID to himself like DYE his HAIR blonde again.
Which is why KNOCKOUT and BURNO were not in the squad yesterday and not many knew the FACTS.
As I was telling TREV this I noticed this OLD bloke leaning far too close to us trying to EARWIG what I was saying, he stepped back and shouted 'Do you want a BOVRIL Ben ?' and someone shouted back 'No thanks GRANDAD'. I reckon he was trying to listen to my JUICY gossip and post it on here trying to be 'No.1 poster of the year on NSC' obviously but I caught him out.
I don't know who the old BLOKE was but I think it's terrible that me and TREV can't have a gossip without someone trying to listen in.
