[Misc] Things that are Great about Christmas

The Spanish · Dec 20, 2018

All the mad little things that happen that are slightly unhinged. Not the schmaltzy stuff.

I’ll start. People steaming on the train at 11pm in a suit with their paper hat on still from the office lunch that finished 7 hours ago, completely oblivious to it.

studio150 · Dec 20, 2018

The Spanish said:
All the mad little things that happen that are slightly unhinged. Not the schmaltzy stuff.

I’ll start. People steaming on the train at 11pm in a suit with their paper hat on still from the office lunch that finished 7 hours ago, completely oblivious to it.

And then throwing up all over themselves and then jumping off at the next station leaving fellow travelers with the stench and remains on the seat and carriage floor, yep certainly makes Christmas great

Is it PotG? · Dec 20, 2018

Bewildered, lost folk wandering around perfume sections of department stores with a glazed, resigned look on their boats.

Ernest · Dec 20, 2018

studio150 said:
And then throwing up all over themselves and then jumping off at the next station leaving fellow travelers with the stench and remains on the seat and carriage floor, yep certainly makes Christmas great

And someone having to clean it up so decent people get a clean train , I would ABOLISH any trains after November till January.

Nathan · Dec 20, 2018

Having alcohol for breakfast and not giving a shit.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 20, 2018

All of the above.

It's what baby Jesus would have wanted

Medwayseagull · Dec 20, 2018

Is it PotG? said:
Bewildered, lost folk wandering around perfume sections of department stores with a glazed, resigned look on their boats.

Shouldn't that be " men " rather than " folk " ?

Stat Brother · Dec 20, 2018

January.

banjo · Dec 20, 2018

3 points on Boxing Day. Hopefully.

Gwylan · Dec 20, 2018

The Spanish said:
All the mad little things that happen that are slightly unhinged. Not the schmaltzy stuff.

I’ll start. People steaming on the train at 11pm in a suit with their paper hat on still from the office lunch that finished 7 hours ago, completely oblivious to it.

One year I was travelling back to Brighton on Christmas Eve when a bloke, who looked suitably refreshed, opened one of the old slam doors when the train was rattling along at about 50 mph. The fella sitting by the way grabbed him, just as he was about to topple out. Now there was a person who really had overdone it at the office party.

CorgiRegisteredFriend · Dec 20, 2018

Nathan said:
Having alcohol for breakfast and not giving a shit.

That would be going to most away games then.

essbee1 · Dec 20, 2018

Gwylan said:
One year I was travelling back to Brighton on Christmas Eve when a bloke, who looked suitably refreshed, opened one of the old slam doors when the train was rattling along at about 50 mph. The fella sitting by the way grabbed him, just as he was about to topple out. Now there was a person who really had overdone it at the office party.

Makes you wonder how so few people came unstuck on those slam door trains. Frightening if you think about it.

pearl · Dec 21, 2018

Neighbours go away so I can be as inconsiderate as I please, but thanks to that drone they came back last night and now go after Christmas grrrrgggghhhhhh!

Westdene Seagull · Dec 21, 2018

Ernest said:
And someone having to clean it up so decent people get a clean train , I would ABOLISH any trains after November till January.

Over the last few years Southern Fail and the unions have done a good job of trying to implement your idea.

pasty · Dec 21, 2018

studio150 said:
And then throwing up all over themselves and then jumping off at the next station leaving fellow travelers with the stench and remains on the seat and carriage floor, yep certainly makes Christmas great

Or (as regularly seen around this time of year) falling into a deep alcohol induced sleep then going batshit mental at Brighton as they were supposed to get off at Hassocks :lolol:

Nathan · Dec 21, 2018

CorgiRegisteredFriend said:
That would be going to most away games then.

Except you get called a hooligan on match days, not the case with drinking on Christmas morning. Although I still get looks Christmas Morning when I crack open the Stella at 9.00am in Church.

Taybha · Dec 21, 2018

Boxing Day

Geestar · Dec 21, 2018

NBA

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Madafwo · Dec 21, 2018

studio150 said:
And then throwing up all over themselves and then jumping off at the next station leaving fellow travelers with the stench and remains on the seat and carriage floor, yep certainly makes Christmas great

Or you could be kind and considerate and vomit in one of those black plastic tubs you get the miniature cakes in at Marks and Spencer and leave it on the table with the lid next to it so everyone can see its a bucket of puke.

wunt be druv · Dec 21, 2018

Easter eggs in the shops on Boxing day!

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