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[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***



Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Why Dulwich though ?
If it was The Thornton Heath U Boat, I could understand the humour, as he comes from there.
Why pick a random South London area ?

Because Dulwich sounds funnier...and it’s hardly a million miles away now is it.
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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That gentleman is clearly demonstrating the old “two pie luz” where savoury pastries are simultaneously lobbed at brightly coloured clowns with dyed blonde dreads causing them to collapse in their own footprint.
 












Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
Yeah , hilarious ��

To be fair...it wasn’t coined to amuse you. You folk have your own board to amuse yourself on. That said..if I posted pictures of burning buildings, people stabbing each other or enjoying fried chicken no doubt you’d laugh like a drain.
 








Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
Despite the fact its the school holidays and they presumably have a lot of time on their hands there's no open letter or other comment yet from the "ultras".
Yes, still waiting for one of their open letters telling Tumble how much he owes Palace.

They best hurry up. They are playing Tumble's beloved Everton tomorrow.
 


Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
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Horrible lot aren't we, but at least we don't run up confront our own players and give them slitting throats gestures as they leave the field

Of course, we all did that didn’t we ?

And we all 'luzzed' pies at him and sung about him having Ebola?

It really is a bit childish isn't it? They did this, we did that... cock. If you're going to question something make sure you aren't contradicting yourself.
 




Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
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Sussex Nomad

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Zaha submitted a transfer request to force his way out of Palace but Everton did not make a formal offer on deadline day, signing Alex Iwobi from Arsenal for £34m instead.

So Arsenal buy a decent winger after not upping their £40 mill initial offer, and Everton sign Iwobi having not shown interest on the final day of the window. There seems to be a pattern forming here.

The relationship between Zaha and Parish has deteriorated over the summer and the player feels he has been priced out of a move.

That would be it! Set a toxic atmosphere in the club/changing room, that'll make the season good...

...for us anyway.
 




Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,153
Ardingly
Mr Tumble being told that no overseas bid will be accepted either, keep it up Palace you must be winding him up nicely now

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...ar-holds-talks-with-roy-hodgson-a4209586.html

Ohhh

I did want it be Napoli..only so as to suggest this song...

(In Napoli where love is king, when boy meets girl here's what they say)

(ting-a-ling-ling ting-a-ling ling)

When he falls to the floor like a swivvle eyed whore..that's our Wilfried

Eyes open wide, like he has just cried...that's our Wilfried...
 




Brok

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Dec 26, 2011
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Ah, the famous 'In The Net Cafe'.
This is where, traditionally, Palace players have breakfast bought for them the next morning, if they score.

Apparently last time Benteke went in there, the waitress said "Who the f*** are you?"
 








Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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