[Football] Zaha watch - * The SEGW finally managed to escape*

Driver8 · Aug 9, 2019

Hugo Rune said:
Any pics from training today little fella?

Looking for the one with Zaha’s face as he’s told ‘And you’re not ****ing off abroad either you disloyal runt’ by the Spiv.

Sussex Nomad · Aug 9, 2019

I will be some sort of 'ist' for this from our South London friends...

Zahahaha for leaving or the granddad manager for losing? Not sure...

Sussex Nomad · Aug 9, 2019

Underperformer
This is all about perspective but I’m going to go with Crystal Palace. The Eagles should be a side competing for the top half in my eyes but I see them being involved in the relegation picture once again this term.

A lot has been made of the fact they’ve kept Wilfried Zaha. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t want to be there anymore. If he sulks, or simply fails to perform, the Eagles could have their Premier League wings clipped this season.

https://www.footballwhispers.com/blog/football-whispers-writers-2019-20-premier-league-predictions?utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=we-are-brighton&fbclid=IwAR3EQLdOHaemcSFs8gKr59alOA5lQFqD5MuZNiPAhudZcVbF6CmWfWWQHxo

They must read NSC.

dazzer6666 · Aug 9, 2019

Sussex Nomad said:
https://www.footballwhispers.com/blog/football-whispers-writers-2019-20-premier-league-predictions?utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=we-are-brighton&fbclid=IwAR3EQLdOHaemcSFs8gKr59alOA5lQFqD5MuZNiPAhudZcVbF6CmWfWWQHxo

They must read NSC.

Motty of all people said the same on Talksport this afternoon. Essentially said they’ve got a pissed off player who doesn’t want to be there, and the jury is out as to whether he’ll get stuck in. If he doesn’t, Palace are fooked (one man team). Motty tipped them for relegation

Blue Valkyrie · Aug 9, 2019

dazzer6666 said:
Motty of all people said the same on Talksport this afternoon. Essentially said they’ve got a pissed off player who doesn’t want to be there, and the jury is out as to whether he’ll get stuck in. If he doesn’t, Palace are fooked (one man team). Motty tipped them for relegation

Tumble's focus will purely be on avoiding injury until a January move away.

dazzer6666 · Aug 9, 2019

Blue Valkyrie said:
Tumble's focus will purely be on avoiding injury until a January move away.

It’s beautiful, isn’t it ?

SollysLeftFoot · Aug 9, 2019

Blue Valkyrie said:
Tumble's focus will purely be on avoiding injury until a January move away.

Which could be a double whammy, because if he doesn't pull his weight and they're fighting against relegation; signing a player just as good or better will be a struggle too.

Sussex Nomad · Aug 9, 2019

Blue Valkyrie said:
Tumble's focus will purely be on avoiding injury until a January move away.

How do you avoid injury? I've been injured in a warm up and done my knee ligaments to the point I couldn't walk, kicking a ball. You cannot under any circumstances 'avoid injury'.

Bevendean Hillbilly · Aug 9, 2019

Sussex Nomad said:
How do you avoid injury? I've been injured in a warm up and done my knee ligaments to the point I couldn't walk, kicking a ball. You cannot under any circumstances 'avoid injury'.

Errr..claim that you’re injured and don’t play Sir?

Arkwright · Aug 9, 2019

Blue Valkyrie said:
Tumble's focus will purely be on avoiding injury until a January move away.

Or it could go the other way and he plays out of his skin to keep himself in the headlines and keep himself in the window. Poor form will show poor attitude and who would want to sign him then.

Blue Valkyrie · Aug 9, 2019

Arkwright said:
Or it could go the other way and he plays out of his skin to keep himself in the headlines and keep himself in the window. Poor form will show poor attitude and who would want to sign him then.

Nah. He'll not want to twist a joint or crock a muscle and mess up his chance of a January breakout from Dodge.

Sussex Nomad · Aug 9, 2019

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
Errr..claim that you’re injured and don’t play Sir?

He could break his toe whacking the leg of his bed, fall down the stairs, anything... you cannot 'avoid' injury, in all its guises.

drew · Aug 9, 2019

Sussex Nomad said:
How do you avoid injury? I've been injured in a warm up and done my knee ligaments to the point I couldn't walk, kicking a ball. You cannot under any circumstances 'avoid injury'.

But you can minimise the risk.

Spacegull · Aug 9, 2019

The Croydon Cousteau will not be firing on all cylinders due to his hatred of Parish.

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Sussex Nomad · Aug 9, 2019

drew said:
But you can minimise the risk.

He should play every game then, he never gets touched. Only way he'll be injured is when he mistimes a dive.

LlcoolJ · Aug 9, 2019

Sussex Nomad said:
He should play every game then, he never gets touched. Only way he'll be injured is when he mistimes a dive.

His USP is to hurl himself vigorously to the floor while bumping into a defender's leg. On purpose.

He could hurt himself doing that.

LlcoolJ · Aug 10, 2019

spence said:
Talking about you again
https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=279631

They were banging on about Murray for a very long time

Oh wow, I missed this. I'm not sure what's more amusing, the fact that they're so obsessed with us or the fact that they can't even get insults right.

I've had this shit from some of the GOON crew on Twitter.

So, apparently I have ginger hair (I have no issue with ginger hair, Stevie can shag my wife etc) but I don't, it's blonde. It's always been blonde. Only Palace tits could be so stupid. Nobody I've ever met in my life has got that wrong. Morons.

Also, I have a mullet?! Hmm. I've never had that haircut. Maybe try again, but.....

"Star Wars obsessive" yeah good one. I've got a Star Wars Christmas jumper which is pretty cool. I wear it at Christmas. And.....

"GTI driving" Is that really an insult? Oh and it's a GTI 245 actually. Probably better than your 1995 Vauxhall Corsa which struggles to pull your caravan out of the latest ditch that you've been living in. With your sister.

What an absolute cock. [emoji23]

If you can't even take the piss properly then it's time to give up.......

portslade seagull · Aug 10, 2019

Sussex Nomad said:
He could break his toe whacking the leg of his bed, fall down the stairs, anything... you cannot 'avoid' injury, in all its guises.

Oi you taking the Pi**, just spent 4hrs at A&E after breaking my little toe stubbing it against a box. Easy injury and 6 to 8 weeks recovery

Sussex Nomad · Aug 10, 2019

portslade seagull said:
Oi you taking the Pi**, just spent 4hrs at A&E after breaking my little toe stubbing it against a box. Easy injury and 6 to 8 weeks recovery

Tell those on previous posts that you can avoid injury, I was making the point you can never avoid injury just because you aren't on a football pitch.

Get well soon geeze!

*Edit: I just had a flashback, John Keeley(?) and hedge cutters.

Stat Brother · Aug 10, 2019

Here will do:-

The first 3/1 and even a 27/10 has appeared on palace's relegation line.
That's them moving in 2 points since the window slammed shut.

We're still steadfastly 9/5.

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