[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

Tim Over Whelmed said:

You couldn't make it up:

Palace have loads of cash but need to sell the wantaway player Mr Tumble but can't afford to sell him otherwise the deal falls through but the agent holds all the cards and Parish isn't very good at poker. Is that right?

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

In a nutshell. I wish I was competent with this stuff like El Pres and Bozza but, looking at it from a position of ignorance it seems like a total and utter shitfest...entirely of Palaces own making...which has sunk other clubs before.

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Tim Over Whelmed said:

You couldn't make it up:

Palace have loads of cash but need to sell the wantaway player Mr Tumble but can't afford to sell him otherwise the deal falls through but the agent holds all the cards and Parish isn't very good at poker. Is that right?

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

And on this, referring to the overview from the Sun, Palace don’t have “loads of cash” what they have is a load of obligations, some very expensive wages and crumbling infrastructure. They also have some major investors who want out and no one lining up to take their place.

If I was Parish I’d be losing sleep on this. If the team, for whatever reason, start to misfire and Palace get into trouble then ALL of these chickens will be coming home to roost. And the roost will be up for sale.

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Papa Lazarou said:

And then someone will set fire to the roost. It's the Croydon way.

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

HMRC have dropped the criminal aspect of the investigation I saw on here the other day.

It relates to some shonky deal between Parish and Salthouse related to a chain of chicken restaurants (attractively called “dirty bird”) in London because, let’s face it , there ain’t enough Fried Chicken to be had in Croydon and Surrounds.

Any deal involving Parish has to be dodgy. It just has to be.

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

In a nutshell. I wish I was competent with this stuff like El Pres and Bozza but, looking at it from a position of ignorance it seems like a total and utter shitfest...entirely of Palaces own making...which has sunk other clubs before.

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

Oh goody. More fried chicken in the South Norwood area.

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Dougie said:

A bit of casual racism , lovely .

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Dougie said:

Be careful , Murray was a shareholder as well* . Don’t tarnish a palace legend in your quest to score points . Bozza might not like it either as it reflects poorly on the Albion .

* correct me if incorrect .

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Dougie said:

A bit of casual racism , lovely .

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hans kraay fan club said:

How does remarking on the rampant proliferation of fried chicken outlets in the area, constitute 'casual racism', exactly?

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Dougie said:

A bit of casual racism , lovely .

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Dougie said:

A bit of casual racism , lovely .

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

And on this, referring to the overview from the Sun, Palace don’t have “loads of cash” what they have is a load of obligations, some very expensive wages and crumbling infrastructure. They also have some major investors who want out and no one lining up to take their place.

If I was Parish I’d be losing sleep on this. If the team, for whatever reason, start to misfire and Palace get into trouble then ALL of these chickens will be coming home to roost. And the roost will be up for sale.

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Stat Brother said:

A lot of points raised, Doug answers exactly...




...none of them.

Then throws out a little bit of whataboutary defection.

Textbook.

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