[Football] Work today

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maffew

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Dec 10, 2003

8,872

Worcester England

• Aug 20, 2018

• #1

It doesn't matter the size of the company, the industry
Neither does it matter which village, town or city I have worked in
Even less so what country.
Gender, race, religion, colour, young, old

Every where I have ever worked. Ever. There is one thing they all have in common

Shit pay? No. Not always

Bell cheeses. Mostly.
































No






















It is









































Without fail










































Manchester united 'fans'!!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo ooooooooooàaah




































Ooh I am looking forward to work today!!!!! Happy Monday NSC. May your day be full of piss taking! Lolz and Bantz, changing of people windows backgrounds and all that stuff. I am even going to leave our lone palace fan alone today. But **** I hope he gets it tomorrow. Come on Liverpool let's make this week a great one

seeeeeaaaguullls Seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls seagulls Seagulls

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

52,400

Burgess Hill

• Aug 20, 2018

• #2

You must at least be able to find a Man U fan to rip the piss out of .......[emoji23][emoji23]

 

RandyWanger

Je suis rôti de boeuf

Mar 14, 2013

6,032

Done a Frexit, now in London

• Aug 20, 2018

• #3

The first person you see when entering our building is our security guard, he's a united fan other than that, I think we're free of them.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,960

Eastbourne

• Aug 20, 2018

• #4

I work from home so unless Mrs H is a closet ManU fan, no such hi-jinks for me.

(actually, she could be; she knows nothing of football apart from a few famous players and she's never been to Manchester)

 

Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005

26,546

• Aug 20, 2018

• #5

I have to say, without question, the plastic Man Utd fans I work with are all a bunch of tossers. Basically they are kind of the anti real football sort we all know. Have happily been telling us for years how crap our local team is and that's why they support Man Utd from the comfort of their armchair. Now all they will do is blame Jose for their teams failings and make out they don't give a toss until they start winning again. Arrogant pricks.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,960

Eastbourne

• Aug 20, 2018

• #6

Giraffe said:

I have to say, without question, the plastic Man Utd fans I work with are all a bunch of tossers. Basically they are kind of the anti real football sort we all know. Have happily been telling us for years how crap our local team is and that's why they support Man Utd from the comfort of their armchair. Now all they will do is blame Jose for their teams failings and make out they don't give a toss until they start winning again. Arrogant pricks.

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I used to work with one and he would always, without fail, point out "I have been to Old Trafford" as if it somehow made him a proper Manc (it didn't, just a proper c..t)

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Aug 20, 2018

• #7

A couple on my shift.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Aug 20, 2018

• #8

happypig said:

I used to work with one and he would always, without fail, point out "I have been to Old Trafford" as if it somehow made him a proper Manc (it didn't, just a proper c..t)

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So have I.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,272

West, West, West Sussex

• Aug 20, 2018

• #9

We have an office in Warrington. Full of Utd fans. A few emails and facebook posts flying about today even though I've got the day off

 

BNthree

Plastic JCL

Sep 14, 2016

10,879

WeHo

• Aug 20, 2018

• #10

The bloke on the desk opposite mine is a Man U fan. He's got the day off but I've told everyone around he hasn't come in as he couldn't face me after that yesterday. As no one else seems to know he booked leave for today they've believed me.

 

Not Andy Naylor

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Dec 12, 2007

8,798

Seven Dials

• Aug 20, 2018

• #11

happypig said:

I work from home so unless Mrs H is a closet ManU fan, no such hi-jinks for me.

(actually, she could be; she knows nothing of football apart from a few famous players and she's never been to Manchester)

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Same here, but I think I might visit some other people's workplaces just so that I don't miss this golden opportunity.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Aug 20, 2018

• #12

I had to do it by poxy.

I texted a non football colleague and asked her to read the following to Gary:-

"haha, hahahaha, hahaha & ha".

 

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juliant

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Apr 4, 2011

558

Northamptonshire

• Aug 20, 2018

• #13

Just had our weekly Monday team meeting. Boss is a Man U fan. Lovely stuff !