Norman Potting
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No additional comments needed I feel! Those wacky Yorkshire persons.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-44964690
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[Humour] Drunk Hedge Sex
- Thread starter Norman Potting
- Start date
Gary Leeds
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- May 5, 2008
- 1,526
I nearly had a panic attack with that thread title, thought it said "Drunk Hodges Sex" 
Not Andy Naylor
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I assume the Massive are, er, all over this.
GT49er
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A - ahem - bush of stinging nettles in an appropriate place, perhaps?
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Should be a privet matter
Yeah, should have done more to protect it, looks like he just rested on his laurels
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,557
Nothing more attractive than a well-trimmed bush.
How do you get a hedge drunk?
Get it half cut
el punal
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I think it could be a case of comes and leaves. Still, I suppose it’s better than a holly bush otherwise he would have felt a prick.
Not Andy Naylor
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Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,122
Only one way to stamp out this vile Yorkshire practice - threaten to charge them a penny a go
Where else can you go when you meet a fine filly after a few beers?
I have a drunken memory of trying to do up my jeans and falling into some stinging nettles after sh@gging a South African girl in a park. She found it absolutely hilarious.
I have a drunken memory of trying to do up my jeans and falling into some stinging nettles after sh@gging a South African girl in a park. She found it absolutely hilarious.
The topiarist is a ****ing WEIRDO. And his privet 'lady' looks like Martin Keown.
There is a giant penis, 10-15ft high, in the garden of a house at the turn for Jay's Lane, north of Midhurst...
...which is nice
...which is nice