[Humour] IKEA or Death!

attila

1997 Club

Jul 17, 2003

2,246

South Central Southwick

• Jul 6, 2018

• #1

A bit of topical light relief amidst the tension...
A quiz for aficionadoes of black metal and Swedish furniture. I got 17.
http://ikeaordeath.com/

 

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger

NSC Patron

May 8, 2007

12,778

Toronto

• Jul 6, 2018

• #2

I was doing really well at first, than it trailed off and I ended up getting 13/20

 

Driver8

On the road...

NSC Patron

Jul 31, 2005

15,978

North Wales

• Jul 6, 2018

• #3

Poor.

 

Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class

Jul 9, 2003

31,370

Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Jul 6, 2018

• #4

18 out of 20 and apparently that makes me "True Kvlt. Either you work at IKEA or you played drums for Bathory, because your knowledge is at the level of dare we say it, the cloven hooved one himself. That’s right, we’re talking about Ingvar Kamprad. We’re almost afraid to ask you to peep out our agency site. But please do, oh dark master.

We bow to you, Your friends at Gatesman"

But I have never been in an Ikea or a Death Metal Band.

 

studio150

Well-known member

Jul 30, 2011

29,611

On the Border

• Jul 6, 2018

• #5

As I like neither Death Metal or IKEA, I scored 10 which proves if you guess everytime this is what you are likely to score

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,436

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Jul 6, 2018

• #6

There is a large IKEA outside Warrington. I might have a trip out tomorrow afternoon as it should be quiet.

 

K

KVLT

New member

Sep 15, 2008

1,675

Rutland

• Jul 7, 2018

• #7

You scored 20 out of 20!
Congrats you are...
True Kvlt.


Either you work at IKEA or you played drums for Bathory, because your knowledge is at the level of dare we say it, the cloven hooved one himself. That’s right, we’re talking about Ingvar Kamprad. We’re almost afraid to ask you to peep out our agency site. But please do, oh dark master.


Never in doubt.

Needless to say it wasn't my knowledge of furniture that did it.

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Jul 7, 2018

• #8