[Football] Make Your Sweden Shirt At Home In Three Easy Steps

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,138

• Jul 6, 2018

• #1

Step 1 - You will need a Scotland away shirt (2010 - 2011) for this step. Lay on flat surface.



Step 2 - You will need internet access, printer, scissors for this step.



Step 3 - Et voila! Or as we say in Swedish, Och det ar det




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lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,706

Worthing

• Jul 6, 2018

• #2

I hope you’ve sent this to your mate, Maradonna

 

Alba Badger

Well-known member

Mar 14, 2016

1,533

Straight outta Felpham

• Jul 6, 2018

• #3

I have that shirt in the loft, tempting.

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Jul 6, 2018

• #4

THPP putting forward a suggestion to justify and guarantee his support of Sweden tomorrow

All Scots should grasp this idea, they won’t appear quite so bitter with a Scotland shirt involved

 

The Large One

Who's Next?

Jul 7, 2003

52,343

97.2FM

• Jul 6, 2018

• #5

It worked with doing it on a Colombian shirt, didn't it...?

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,401

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jul 6, 2018

• #6

Cheapskate!

 

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

13,706

Worthing

• Jul 6, 2018

• #7

Thunder Bolt said:

Cheapskate!

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He’s Scottish, just because it’s a stereotype, doesn’t mean it’s not true

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,799

Ruislip

• Jul 6, 2018

• #8

Tom Hark said:

Step 1 - You will need a Scotland away shirt (2010 - 2011) for this step. Lay on flat surface.

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Step 2 - You will need internet access, printer, scissors for this step.

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Step 3 - Et voila! Or as we say in Swedish, Och det ar det

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You even have tv nails

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,401

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jul 6, 2018

• #9

lawros left foot said:

He’s Scottish, just because it’s a stereotype, doesn’t mean it’s not true

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All joking aside, he's one of the most generous friends we know.

 

Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class

Jul 9, 2003

31,370

Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Jul 6, 2018

• #10

lawros left foot said:

I hope you’ve sent this to your mate, Maradonna

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Did he play for Columbia?

 

Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003

NSC Patron

Jul 17, 2003

18,421

Valley of Hangleton

• Jul 6, 2018

• #11

Tom Hark said:

Step 1 - You will need a Scotland away shirt (2010 - 2011) for this step. Lay on flat surface.

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Step 2 - You will need internet access, printer, scissors for this step.

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Step 3 - Et voila! Or as we say in Swedish, Och det ar det

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You have not been charged for this service

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You do know in the time it took for you to piece this utter wankpuffinary together you could have gone out into Preston Drove and helped Old Folk across the road, far more useful #bitterjock #frisp #gohome

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,401

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jul 6, 2018

• #12

Chicken Run said:

You do know in the time it took for you to piece this utter wankpuffinary together you could have gone out into Preston Drove and helped Old Folk across the road, far more useful #bitterjock #frisp #gohome

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You do know he just copied and pasted it, and didn't piece it together?

 

Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003

NSC Patron

Jul 17, 2003

18,421

Valley of Hangleton

• Jul 6, 2018

• #13

Thunder Bolt said:

You do know he just copied and pasted it, and didn't piece it together?

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You do know I was taking the piss?

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,401

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jul 6, 2018

• #14

Chicken Run said:

You do know I was taking the piss?

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Yeah. I posted for everyone else's benefit.

 

DavePage

Well-known member

Jan 13, 2010

2,851

Mazarron, Spain, ex-Southwick and Canada

• Jul 6, 2018

• #15

Begs the question
why would you want a Swedish shirt and more important why would you have a Scottish shirt?

 

WATFORD zero

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 10, 2003

25,773

• Jul 6, 2018

• #16

Alternatively

Step 1. You will need a Scotland shirt, home or away, any year and a bin.

There is no step 2

 

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pearl

Well-known member

May 3, 2016

12,787

Behind My Eyes

• Jul 6, 2018

• #17

Thunder Bolt said:

You do know he just copied and pasted it, and didn't piece it together?

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Thank God! He shouldn't be allowed near a pair of scissors

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,401

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jul 6, 2018

• #18

pearl said:

Thank God! He shouldn't be allowed near a pair of scissors

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[MENTION=14113]Tom Hark Preston Park[/MENTION] never run with scissors

 

Nitram

Well-known member

Jul 16, 2013

2,178

• Jul 6, 2018

• #19

Are you Scotland in disguise

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

23,514

• Jul 6, 2018

• #20

DavePage said:

Begs the question
why would you want a Swedish shirt and more important why would you have a Scottish shirt?

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1) Because they are playing England
2) Because you are Scottish