Humble apologies if this old favourite has already made an appearance.
I expected to find the thread around the time of Noodlehead Neymar, but I'll be jiggered if I can find it.
I need somewhere to voice my displeasure in Domagoj Vida.
I noticed that Pogba went totally in the other direction with a decent haircut and no colours.
I was expecting him to run out looking like Mrs Slocombe.