Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was in my MATES Trevor's WHITE van earlier on the way to WINDSOR as we have a BOOKING to a do a WEDDING reception disco at the CASTLE there, presumably a PUB tomorrow? Anyway we took a SHORT cut through RUISLIP to miss the M4 traffic and as we were stopped at the lights some WEIRDO started HONKING at us and WAVING.
My mate TREV was about to go out and LAMP him one but I managed to restrain him as it was getting late and I wanted to STOP at Wetherspoons on the way for my FRIDAY Fish and CHIPS special so we both FLICKED him a V sing and drove off before the WEIRDO annoyed us any more.
Is it ME or does anyone else attract the FREAKS and WEIRDOS of the world
My mate TREV was about to go out and LAMP him one but I managed to restrain him as it was getting late and I wanted to STOP at Wetherspoons on the way for my FRIDAY Fish and CHIPS special so we both FLICKED him a V sing and drove off before the WEIRDO annoyed us any more.
Is it ME or does anyone else attract the FREAKS and WEIRDOS of the world